by Greyfam November 22, 2021

Cool person gets all the bitchs and hates gay people, love Fortnite and Minecraft, COD is his fav. Great person to hang out with all of the girls like him and he is a lucky charm
by Bitchasshoe03 May 18, 2023

by Stevie o January 10, 2019

Ok ok this nigga has the best eyes he has a few friends that he tries to keep close HUGE cock GETS THA BITCHES yeah and most likely aussie
by It's just facts November 12, 2020

"Dude, I saw Sara last night!"
" Nice! Did you Creamy Michael?"
"Aw man, im freaking out. Maya is pregnant. I didn't even Creamy Michael... That much."
" Nice! Did you Creamy Michael?"
"Aw man, im freaking out. Maya is pregnant. I didn't even Creamy Michael... That much."
by Creamy Michael January 15, 2024

A very kind, smart, thoughtful, helpful, honest, caring, and funny boy. His jokes might make me a bit angry sometimes, but he means well. He is a very understanding person who accepts and helps others whenever he can. Overall, he is one of the goats and one of the purest, legit, awesomest, coolest, genuine, and rizziest people of the earth and of all time.
by Kitty queen Kait June 1, 2023

A jordan michael is a man with alot of potential but has some mental issues holding him back.he is a mixed race tall hunk man with a large penis.he often finds himself doing silly things like burning random items or going to the bathroom with animals.
A jordan michael is a patient at a phsyc ward that is named after a real mental patient named jordan michael.its the most dangerous type of patients.they often see shit not there and sexually assault the nurses.
by The ridicule September 6, 2018
