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Top Deck

To jack-off (masturbate) whilst defecating (pooping). Name comes from Cadbury Top Deck chocolate, white chocolate top with milk (brown) chocolate bottom.
Mario explained with a smile he took so long in the bathroom as he was giving himself a Top Deck.
by Pazzy August 18, 2025
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soft top

A man, usually a gay or bisexual man, that assumes the penetrative role (the top) in sexual intercourse in most situations but occasionally assumes the receptive role (the bottom).
Rick's not a total top, you have it wrong. He's a soft top. He bottoms every third week.
by UDRejuvenator August 20, 2025
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Sharpener Top

A sharpener top is a top or dominant who typically doesn't give penetrative acts, but is still very much not a bottom. Much like how a sharpener shapes a pencil, it can be inserted into but it does not insert itself. Sharpener tops tend to prefer kink play such as bdsm without the need for penetrative acts.
Friend 1: Your new boyfriend looks like such a bottom.

Friend 2: nah bro he's a sharpener top, he made me f*ck him then chained me to the headboard. I've still got bruises.
by SlightlyStressed August 26, 2025
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Off the top

/awf/ /thuh/ /tɒp/

Adverb
Verb when pared with an object like this ; ‘ Off the top of my head

1. to suddenly arrive at or commit oneself to an opinion about (something) without having sufficient evidence to support the opinion fully, but form an approximate judgment of it, such as the worth, amount, size, weight, value etc.,

2. To Guess; or suddenly conjecture about correctly.

3. to quickly think, believe, or suppose; Come up with
That song was a freestyle. It came straight ‘off the top’ of my head!
by William Danoven August 30, 2025
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Head top

Yo it's your top of your dome. Like use your brain and think about it duh..plain n simple it's the top of your head.
"yo fam ..fix your head top buddy on top of your head"
by Tazmc September 19, 2025
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top g spot

The top g spot is the highest rank of being a G, there is the lowest bottom G what is the lowest and least respected, then there is the Top G what is ranked highly in the world, after that there is the top G spot what is the highest ranked G u can be if u are named for being a top g spot u assert all dominance and u can do what ever the fuck u want when u want how u want because u are the TOP G SPOT!
(Brokie boy) “how is that guy driving that Bugatti, fucking my girl smoking a cigar and flexing on the me all at the same time?”
(Bottom G) “brokie boy he’s the top g spot he can do what the fuck he wants Like a top g spot.”
by Thetopgspot January 25, 2025
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What I call homo-sapiens who are addictwd to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Hey, give me a drop-top (Marseilles): The First Juvenile Release...
by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 29, 2025
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