Alaskan Meat Hook

When a girl defecates into a condom, freezes it, then uses it as a dildo.

Alice: Oh man, I gave myself a gnarley alaskan meat hook last night!

by Tanner Simonovich October 9, 2011

double meat taco

When going down on a girl, and you proceed to throw up on her coochie. It is the male version of the chunky waterfall. See antonym: chunky waterfall.

"Hey my girls vag smells so bad, when I went on down her I ended up giving her a Double Meat Taco!"

by schoolglue1234 September 6, 2014

Hittin that ass with the meat

1. To get some, in any sense of the word.

2. A lyric in Ghetto Boy's "Damn it feels good to be a gangsta"

3. Literaly hitting a woman's ass with your dick before, during, or after sex.

Ben: Yo Lono, what you on this weekend?
Lono: Ah, little party, little drinkin. Gonna meet up with that one girl.
Ben: You gonna be hittin that ass with the meat?
Lono: You know how I do.

by Number19 December 25, 2008

Put The Meat In the Fridge

A polite way of saying you are going home for lunch to have casual sex with a co-worker.

Tammy said "I am running home to put the meat in the fridge", and came back to work doing the walk of shame.

by comoniwannalaya August 16, 2006

Hungarian meat whistle

Another word used to describe an uncircumcised penis.

"Yo, check out that dudes Hungarian meat whistle!"

by Flying high ryan October 4, 2008

jerk my meat

male self masturbation

I'll meet you on battlenet in a sec, I just have to jerk my meat first.

by somerandomswedishguy February 24, 2011

Beating your meat

Touching your penis in a very sexual way like if you were a porn star

John: dudeee, you take a lonnng time to answer my texts, are you beating your meat?
Jake: no I’m losing my v-card stop texting and calling me
Also John: you wish haha

by Matha_fakka666 November 11, 2018