take a spit

1)to take a cigarette break / taking a drag of a smokable substance

2) to be spat on
1) •"gonna take a spit" he said while exiting the building
• "take a spit'" they said while passing *smokable substance*
by YourHolySpirit March 06, 2022
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Taking a Log

Shiting out a massive piece of feces about the size of someone’s forearm
Taking a log means pooping out one of the biggest pieces of shit you’ve taken
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Taking the DM Bait

When someone "accidentally" texts someone or messages them on social media, but has a plan to work on them to get in their pants.
I butt dialed her to see if she would end up taking the DM bait. She responded and we started talking about what she wants in a man and then I played the game and she gave it up to me and took the bait.
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A metaphor for masturbation. The term was popularized by the famous shockjock Bubba the Love Sponge as a radio friendly term for the touchy subject of masturbation.
I couldn’t get any poontang last night so I had to take the badguy around the corner.
by Dean Gallberry May 18, 2019
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taking a lonely

1. taking a a photo of yourself alone, by yourself; taking a selfie alone. a solofie

2. not having your phone when taking shit and having to sit in a silence intermittently disturbed by exhoing farts that are almost as loud as your thoughts because you have nothing to distract you
Definition 1:

I want to take pictures of myself but there's no real reason to do it alone... I guess I'll be taking a lonely.

Definition 2:

"I can't help it, doc, there's so many thoughts! I can't concentrate on one thing at one time."
"Uh-huh, try 'taking a lonely'. It'll do you some good."
"But what about the voices?!"
by phorgiven September 08, 2022
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Taking a lonely (dump)

A phrase used to describe the act of defecating without having your smart phone with you.

a mental health exercise

Other related phrases:
"Soliturd time"
"Dropping an ace" (dropping a deuce)
"Taking myself to the superbowl"
A: "I just really need to stop over thinking."
B: "Have you tried 'taking a lonely'? It always helps me."
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Taking a Fluffy

a phrase named after a former eNASCAR Heat Pro League Series Driver, this means when you absolutely destroy a toilet by taking a huge shit; usually when you're gone in the bathroom for at least 15 minutes or longer.
Kyle: "Hey, bro where have you been at?"
Dale: "Sorry man. Just got done Taking a Fluffy."
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