Reverse pointing

When you point at someone to be like "This is the guy!", but really you're like "I'm way more important. Everyone is looking at me by default. I have to point at this dumb loser for anyone to pay attention to him."

Did you see Trump reverse pointing at Kobach? That dumb loser wants to be mini-Trump and Trump was like "People don't even know who you are. I have to point at you just so someone will look at you. I really am the greatest. People love me. They love the things I point at. So true. I've heard many people say it."

by boy bedlam August 9, 2018

reverse schadenfreude

The feeling of envy and exasperation evoked by the perceived level of happiness of another person.

Ludwig: Have you seen ze guy over there? Look at hau happy he is!
Wilhelm (drenching of reverse schadenfreude): Yes, let'z bust his face open, haha.

by Ahmedinejad October 11, 2015

Reverse Ghosting

The act of ghosting someone that trys to use the slow fade but is sending just enough texts to stay around.

You make the decision not to respond to that person trying to slow fade and one up them by ignoring messages and phone calls.

Me: Hey, haven't heard from you in a minute.

Them: Hi, sorry I've been super busy and sending messages when I can. How are you doing.

Me not responding and Reverse Ghosting -block

by Muteminded April 10, 2024

Uno Reverse

After safe intercourse you take the condom just used and flip it inside out and put it back on and stick it back in and get her prego. Therefore the uno reverse.

EX: "Damn bro did you hear cock biter Stephanie is having an unexpected baby?" Guy 1. "Yeah bro I heard it was an Uno Reverse." Guy 2.

by Nick is a gay faggot September 27, 2021

Reverse cumming

When you're so determined to avoid child support that your testicles literally start absorbing the cum out of her fucking vagina through your urethra like a straw

NOOOO!!! I CAN'T AFFORD ANOTHER CHILD! Reverse cumming powers, activate!

by TestTickles69 January 11, 2024

Reverse potato

A sex position where the girl lays on her belly while curled up like a potato and the guy pipes her from behind.

Dude 1: yo dude you know that girl Foz ?
Dude 2: yeah bro
Dude 1: I straight up reverse potatoed her last night

by anonymous November 9, 2020

Monochromic Reversity

Monochromic Reversity: To be or seem the complete opposite of what people think.

During my 7th grade year, there was a case of Monochromic Reversity going around, especially with me. I appeared as what people thought I was, not what I truly am.

by Emmet Carson April 6, 2021