poop tooth grin

When you notice someone don't open their mouth when smiling cuz of rotten teeth.Only when they forget and laugh there true grill is revealed.

Wow did not know Nick had poop tooth grin till he laughed at one of my jokes

by steelhead June 18, 2017

Real nigga poop

When a young nigga stay in his lane and poop like a real one 💯

Ill brb, I gotta take a real nigga poop 💯💯

by Lilniggafert April 7, 2020

poop in mi mouf

When you are upset with your life and deserve some shit in your mouth

news: Donald trump won the election!

Jane: poop in mi mouf, Donald!

by Ratchethoeeee May 15, 2016

Dog pooping on a baby

A legen...wait for it...dary video of a dog pooping on a baby found by the great Barney Stinson.

Barney: Hey Marshall, check out this sick vido I found of a dog pooping on a baby.

Marshall: Shut up Barney, I need to found out how i did on the BAR exam.

Barney: But its a dog pooping on a baby!!

by MY_PRO_GAMERTAG January 9, 2012

Poop Stand-off

This term is used for when you are in public restroom and you are trying to go #2 and another person enters the stall next to you. You wait for that person to leave so they cannot hear your poop noises. If that person has to poop as well you may be caught in a poop stand-off.

Christine:"Where have you been? You've been gone for more than 30 minutes?"

Laura: "I got caught in a Poop stand-off with Jen from Sales, she just wouldn't leave!"

by Awesomom February 18, 2009

Steady Poop Shaft

This happens when you’re in the midst of pulling out in doggy style, and she lays a steamer that balances on your shaft.
Synonym: Relished my frankfurter

Josh:”Yo Jamie I can’t believe we had a steady poop shaft going last night”
Jamie:”Ya Josh I just couldn’t hold it any longer”
Josh:”That stink had me rolling”
Jamie:”Me too”

by anonymous December 9, 2020

upside down poop

When you do a handstand on the toilet and then proceed to take a shit. Thus letting the shit slide down your body and lastly, off your face into the bowl of water.

Guy: why he got a turd streak on his cheek
Dude: he just did an upside down poop

by godsbutthole October 26, 2013