The overwhelming feeling one encounters in the moments leading up to a party to take a shit. Scientific research has discovered this phenomenon is caused by two main factors, anxiety and antcipation.
Preemptive shitting is also done to avoid the fear and embarrassment of being "that guy/girl" who ruined the party by taking a massive, smelly shit.
Preemptive shitting is also done to avoid the fear and embarrassment of being "that guy/girl" who ruined the party by taking a massive, smelly shit.
Joel: Hey, you ready? We're setting off soon!
Liam: Yeah alright, just gonna take a pre party poop.
Joel: Alright man cool, already had mine.
Liam: Yeah alright, just gonna take a pre party poop.
Joel: Alright man cool, already had mine.
by Larsehole January 19, 2015
Get the pre party poopmug. by Lilniggafert April 7, 2020
Get the Real nigga poopmug. by Ratchethoeeee May 15, 2016
Get the poop in mi moufmug. Barney: Hey Marshall, check out this sick vido I found of a dog pooping on a baby.
Marshall: Shut up Barney, I need to found out how i did on the BAR exam.
Barney: But its a dog pooping on a baby!!
Marshall: Shut up Barney, I need to found out how i did on the BAR exam.
Barney: But its a dog pooping on a baby!!
by MY_PRO_GAMERTAG January 9, 2012
Get the Dog pooping on a babymug. This term is used for when you are in public restroom and you are trying to go #2 and another person enters the stall next to you. You wait for that person to leave so they cannot hear your poop noises. If that person has to poop as well you may be caught in a poop stand-off.
Christine:"Where have you been? You've been gone for more than 30 minutes?"
Laura: "I got caught in a Poop stand-off with Jen from Sales, she just wouldn't leave!"
Laura: "I got caught in a Poop stand-off with Jen from Sales, she just wouldn't leave!"
by Awesomom February 18, 2009
Get the Poop Stand-off mug. This happens when you’re in the midst of pulling out in doggy style, and she lays a steamer that balances on your shaft.
Synonym: Relished my frankfurter
Synonym: Relished my frankfurter
Josh:”Yo Jamie I can’t believe we had a steady poop shaft going last night”
Jamie:”Ya Josh I just couldn’t hold it any longer”
Josh:”That stink had me rolling”
Jamie:”Me too”
Jamie:”Ya Josh I just couldn’t hold it any longer”
Josh:”That stink had me rolling”
Jamie:”Me too”
by anonymous December 9, 2020
Get the Steady Poop Shaftmug. When you do a handstand on the toilet and then proceed to take a shit. Thus letting the shit slide down your body and lastly, off your face into the bowl of water.
by godsbutthole October 26, 2013
Get the upside down poopmug.