Ralphie poo

Ralph is quite a silly billy. His best friend is Dickon (Dickin). He lives most of his life on the floor of tp. Ralph thinks he is smart, but he is quite silly sometimes. He has a lot of embarrassing photos. and snores the walls of our house down. He likes meat pies too much. and wants to bring back g-strings. Ralph is a gay cunt.

Joe: is that Ralph wearing a g-string
Toby: I know he said he's trying a new look
Dale: Hes so gay
Freya: I love it, so iconic
Lilah: I don't like it, Ralphie Poo needs mental help
House: he eats too many meat pies

by Ralph's Don Don Jonnie December 8, 2024

U of poo

A person forgot to wipe directly on their anus leaving a U shape poo shmear.

Mickey: "Babe I want you eat your ass but there's a U of poo !"
Bottom: "oh oops I'll go shower"

by Oomph January 22, 2022

eat poo

Dumbest thing to ever say

Dumbass:Let’s eat poo!
Normal person: no KYS

by It is in my ass September 25, 2018

Poo-poo face

Someone who isn’t nice

Bob: oh hey wanna play Mario kart?
Bon: no you poo-poo face

by Average Will September 22, 2023

Winkie Poo

To wink in a flirty way.

The cat had did a winkie poo to Alan.

by mehew December 17, 2021

poo

you know what poo is

person 1. i just did a poo
person 2: listen jerry i don't think this is gonna work out

by Brendonurielover69 August 11, 2023

Poo Hog Wokey

Someone who is stuck in their own chair because they’re too overweight and is too lazy to go to the toilet so they fester and fidgets and in their own shit.

Darren the fat bastard hasn’t gotten up from that chair in weeks he must be a Poo hog wokey.

by oopi April 22, 2025