Pocket Panic

Pocket panic is the phenomenon of losing track of the whereabouts of some important item you carry on your person. Wallets, cash, identification, keys and cell phones are the items most likely to be misplaced and trigger an episode fo pocket panic.

After I got to my seat on the airplane, I had pocket panic because I couldn't find my keys, but my wife found them under my seat. They'd fallen out of my hip pocket.

by loobeydoobey February 08, 2010

cock pocket

A pouch that performs the same function as pockets on the pocketless Scottish kilt An American version of a Sporran.

The Scotsman put his money in his cock pocket.

by MrWiz69 July 01, 2011

cock pocket

a slang term for a vagina that resembles the inside of a hot pocket.

Man #1: I couldn't wait to sleep with that hot girl Tina, but her vagina was totally disgusting. It look like the inside of a hot pocket

Man #2: Dude she has a total cock pocket.

by panty hamster9205 October 11, 2011

Cock Pocket

A pocket sewn in the front of pants for huge dongs.

"Look how huge his Cock Pocket is!"

by biggie ben and curly September 27, 2009

Cock Pocket

A word that is just another word for pussy.

Me to my non-existent gf: Yo babe can I stick my dick in your Cock Pocket.
My non-existent gf: Yes, give me your pimp stick.
Me to my friends: omwtfmgf.

by AnonymousNut March 13, 2018

Cock Pocket

this is the new age phrase for bagina, synonym for vagina

"Dude! Did you see that girl at the bar?? I bet her cock pocket is of an average size and stature!"

by Lewisville Slugger December 30, 2024

Potato Pussy Pocket

A hill made of kitten.

Etymology:

Potato -> potus, Old German meaning pile
Pussy -> puss, Middle English meaning domestic cat
Pocket-> poku, Aramaic meaning filled (with)

Well we lost the litter and threw all that kitten in the potato pussy pocket.

by squirrelbouquet April 26, 2021