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could a real person survive

Could A Real Person Survive is a semi-satirical and semi-scientific look at the super moves of all your favorite fighting video games, and asks a very important and unnecessary question: Could a real person survive THAT?!

Layout for each Character Episode: Intro, Title, Super Move, CARPS Examination Playback, Outro, and Final Diagnosis

Green = Almost no injury
Yellow = Mild and lasting injury
Orange = Serious and life threatening injury
Red = Almost certain death

*There is the mulligan that there is an imagined medical team on stand by right outside of camera shot to treat the wounded.
At least 80 % of the time, the answer to “Could a real person survive THAT?!” is “No.”
by yrgh October 19, 2024
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YOU are the prettiest person

You are the prettiest person, not me, not him, nobody but you. And you always will be the prettiest person, forever and ever.
my wife is the prettiest girl in the whole wide universe. YOU are the prettiest person.
by FlopsXAlis December 1, 2024
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chronically iconically the same person syndrome

when two best friends (often having met each other less than 6 months ago) are so much the same person, it’s why they clicked and now they will just continue to ascend into being the exact same. there is no cure.
“Aven and Finn only met 3 months ago, how are they so close?”
“they have chronically iconically the same person syndrome.
by ahallforall002 December 9, 2023
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Autistic Acoustic Person

A autistic person that is acoustic.
Meaning a disabled person that has a good voice or sings well
Hey John look at that Autistic Acoustic person over there!
by RizzWithA December 20, 2023
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Whiny Spoiled Bitch Female Personality Disorder

an illness or condition that disrupts women’s lives to make them act as gold diggers. Typically originate from third world countries.
Look at that Gold Digger over there! She must have Whiny Spoiled Bitch Female Personality Disorder !
by ThirdWorldTraveler69 December 28, 2023
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cluster B personality types

cluster B personality types include narcissism, borderline personality disorder, antisocial personality disorder, histrionic personality disorder, etc. Impulsive and unpredictable personalities, as opposed to cluster A and C personalities, which tend to be odd and eccentric (A), or anxious and scared (C). In my opinion, the most dangerous personality disorders are probably cluster B.
Person A: "Did you see Cory? He faked a broken leg for attention, he's been moaning and groaning about it all day long, but, he's actually perfectly fine!"
Person B: He always acts out like this for attention and disrupts his classmates. The school psychologist said he could have a cluster B personality disorder, like histrionic personality disorder.
Person A: "I heard that cluster B personality types tend to be described as impulsive and unpredictable in the DSM 5. "
Person B: "Yep, I hope he grows out of it."
by chilledlosercow January 3, 2024
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Punch a person named Landon day

On January 11 yo u are legally allowed to punch a person named Landon as hard as you can
Hey guess what, It's PUNCH A PERSON NAMED LANDON DAY!
by Sentient Saltine Cracker January 10, 2024
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