Penis Pincher

1. A cockblocker

2. Someone who greatly annoys you.

1. She is a real Penis Pincher
2. I hate her, she is a Penis Pincher

by Duneblazer85 May 7, 2017

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penis graffiti

When a man shoots his load onto his partner female or male in a design as to mark him/her as their territory. Such as a gang territory.

Becky was tagged with Tyrone`s penis graffiti, so Darnel knew not to fuck with her.

by Kilobravo556 September 27, 2017

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penis shwibbles

A way to describe the shimmer experience you get after urinating in a cold bathroom.

Jake took a piss in the Waffle House bathroom at 2 AM, and right after he finished he got a case of the penis shwibbles because the AC was on -2 Celcius.

by Vaimaster7 June 18, 2017

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penis pickle

A man called Stephen who never washes his penis

That bloke never washes. Bet he ha a penis pickle

by A scary vicar November 2, 2017

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rotating penis

A rotating penis is when a male gets a boner and his genitalia rotates because he is aroused. After it rotates it grows 3 inches and is ready to be inserted into the vaginal cavatity.

"oh no it's happening! I'm getting a rotating penis!"

by 1234512345lake May 7, 2018

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Probably the most hideous sexual injury a man can suffer behind waking up next to a dog rough woman.

Somehow the sections of the penis which contain blood during an erection are burst via a violent snapping of the penis, rendering it utterly and completely worthless to the owner and anyone else.

The ability to get an erection thereafter is limited to agonising semis where blood ends up swelling the penis but it fails to get hard or any decent shape.

The clinic was full of people with a fractured penis, it is all the rage at the moment.

When will people learn that dry bumming is never going to end well.

by Doug up February 23, 2018

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