telling me your limo is triple parked

(verb to be) inventing excuses, especially the same lame ones over and over again

Marge Simpson : Homer, please help me get Bart to do his homework, I don't know what to do with our rotten apple anymore.

Homer: Bart, you uptard, didn't you hear your mother and myself? go do your homework.

Bart (from somewhere in the house): I did do my essay, but unfortunately Nelson stole it and burned in the girls toilets, I will not waste my time redoing it.

Homer: speak to me comme du monde, young man. Are you telling me your limo is triple parked, again? (Homer now takes a broom and goes to Bart's room.

by Sexydimma August 25, 2013

South Park

awesome

South Park is awesome, thank you Matt and trey

by booboobyebye22 October 18, 2025

french parking ticket

1) when you're making out with someone and they keep their mouth to closed to slip your tongue in.
2) when you go to slip your tongue in while making out and your partner bites or just closes their mouth to keep you out.

I was making out with Sabrina when all of a sudden she gave me a french parking ticket!

by MattsRight August 19, 2013

Langley Park

Langley Park is a small town between takoma park and silver spring. Also where the very known “Tick Tock” is at which has been closed for years. Vendors in every corner so don’t worry about being hungry. There is a lot of places to eat here. Also a lot of different nationalities and cultures here.

Langley Park is also known as “The Place Of No Return”. Or “El Barrio Fino”.

by Owner of Langley Park November 23, 2021

Southern Parking

(n) This is the local garage in your local area ghetto (ghettos not available in all areas. aka, the upperclass.) This local garage consists of one fat white boy and 30 skinny negros all in wife beaters (typically stained a blood red,) where your lost car can be found within 24 hours of being "lost" and after this period, disappears yet again, only to be found in peices in another Southern Parking.

Bobby "Aye bro, I think I ran into your car the other day, some crazy negro was working on it in this shop on the southside."

Jimbo "God damnit. Your shittin' me right? They wasn't at one of them southern parking shops was they?"

Bobby "Da fuck you saying Jimbo?"

Jimbo "I sayin you a fuckin returd Bobby. Them southern park niggers are insane."

Bobby "Oh."

Jimbo "Fuck you."

by JimbosBobbyBill September 30, 2011

I’m parked

When your super tired mentally or physically but your still down to do something

yo bro you down to hit the rager tonight?

Yeah ig, i’m parked, but yeah fs

by Yoyoyoy1 March 17, 2024

Parked

1) When a day or something is boring

1: "how's your day going?" "It's going ok, parked tbh"
2: "how's that movie you saw?" "Absolutely parked, 4/10 would not recommend"

by Juiceeeboxxxx March 24, 2024