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Nigga Moment

A Nigga Moment is when the mind of a perfectly rational black man is overwhelmed by ignorance. Which caused him to act in an illogical self-destructive manner. I.E., like a nigga. Nigga moments are unpredictable, but they all end up bad.

If they have their own category, Nigga Moments could be the third leading killer of black men behind Pork Chops and F.E.M.A. It's a fact.
A nigga steps on another nigga's Jordans.

Nigga #1: Nigga, you step on my shoe!

Nigga #2: If you ain't in my way, this would've happened, Nigga!

BAM! A Nigga Moment is born.
by Dr. Robins November 21, 2023
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Bruh Moment

You are legally allowed to say this when your friend says either:
I hate my life,
Bruh,
Epic,
*them 2 friends fighting*

Bruh moment,
by ChickenSoupen October 19, 2019
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michi moment

a michi moment is when you do something dumb or stupid.
“I CLOSED ACCIDENTALLY ATE MY FISH”
“that is such a michi moment.”
by nagitos_sock July 7, 2021
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jose moment

When you feel depressed like Jose aka gwsrevival
I'm feeling so depressed, I think I'm having a jose moment.
by stantwitterdefinitions June 6, 2022
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Poo-reka moment

A moment of sudden, triumphant discovery, inspiration, or insight achieved whilst dropping a number two.
"Dave have you worked out that nasty issue you were looking at?"

"Not yet mate, I'm going to pay a visit to the men's room and see if I have a poo-reka moment."
by Kvarl_the_Lightbringer January 18, 2022
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moment of masturbation

A moment of masturbation occurs when a person reaches orgasm after approximately 90 seconds of masturbation.
Person 1: damn bro you shat quite swiftly
Person2: that's because i didn't shit, i had a moment of masturbation
by AAAAAAAAHH November 27, 2021
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Sani Moment

when someone does something dumb it is called a sani moment

"guys i think 2+2=5"-bing
"guys i think 2+2=5"-bing
"sani moment"-chilling
by hamdi dumty dim sum November 22, 2021
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