calm your mom

an expression basically saying to "calm down" but in a more jokingly insulting manner, including the phrase "your mom". If someone says something really dramatically, that you can say "your mom" to, you can basically say "calm your mom".

Girl: "OMG that spider is UGLY."
Me: "Dude, CALM YOUR MOM."

by calmyourmom101 January 20, 2013

tebowed your mom

The act of getting down on one knee and "tebowing" a woman's vagina

I tebowed your mom so hard last night her vagina is dilated about 2 inches

by anynomous E=mc2 September 16, 2013

MOM I'M FAMOUS

Used by retarded attention-seeking children who think they are famous after receiving a lot of likes on a like-begging comment

Edit: MOM I'M FAMOUS
Commenter: shut the fuck up

by SebaliMotherTrucker October 31, 2023

UR MOM IS SUS

ITS SAYING YOUR MOM SUS

HELLO UR MOM IS SUS LOL.

by THE NON-SUS GUY April 12, 2023

mom go sky

This phrase is a common insult in the Korean gaming community. The meaning is that someone else's mother should "go sky" which means die.

Your mom go sky.

by Smeit July 29, 2023

your moms ist

your moms pussy.

pronounced:(scient-IST)

your friend: where tf were you?
you: your moms ist

or

"I fucked your mom right in her ist"

by lychie August 2, 2023

mom car song

Mom car songs are songs every mom over the age of 30 play in their car. These songs include any song by Taylor swift, Stay by Justin Bieber, etc.

Man I hate this song, it’s such a mom car song

by Skull Walker August 14, 2023