michael torres

a shit head who will ruin your life while simultaneously making it amazing. he’s stupid and gay as shit but also lit (lol, see that rhyme??), but also really funny and weird and will brighten your day instantly. he’s loving and caring yet destructive af.

michael torres, if you don’t sit tf down and shut tf up im gonna tape you to the ceiling and swing at you with a bat. the living kind.

by izzyc_2001 February 14, 2018

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michael maynes

Michael Maynes is the godliest gamer of them all.

Run! It’s Michael Maynes!!!

by DabMaster34 November 11, 2019

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Michael Snowdon

The man, the myth, the legend.

Michael eats a packet of crisps every half hour and has his own personal cow in the garden because he consumes that much milk.

Best mates with The Rock and makes all woman go weak at the knees upon eye contact.

Wow, have you seen Michael Snowdon, he’s asleep on the stairs - must’ve been on the K Cider.

by Check One Two January 2, 2025

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Michael

Michael will always leave you to die with the furries

Michael: *walks away*
you: MICHAEL, DON'T LEAVE ME HERE *cough* MICHA- *small cough* -EL... MICHAAEELL *bangs on the window* HEEELLLP MEEEEE!!!

by a guy with an atomic bomb April 20, 2023

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Michael Jackson Immortal

A Cirque Du Soleil show that ram in 2011. Its soundtrack featured 27 songs of Michael’s, lasting an hour and forty-two minutes. All songs were remixed and also featured The Jackson 5 and The Jacksons songs. It also featured artists 50 Cent, Janet Jackson, Kevin Antunes, Mick Jagger, Siedah Garrett, and Rockwell.

The soundtrack to Michael Jackson Immortal is amazing!

by rru12 November 4, 2023

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