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Jack aherne

Jack aherne has a huge Mickey boys

by Johnboy127 December 5, 2021

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Suicidal Jack

a fine mix of mescaline in a cuban cigar. more the suicida points if you inhale your cigar hits.

Angel: yo you tryna smoke a suicidal jack?
fidel castro: pinga! que puta madre es eso?

by OGpoopdealer June 19, 2021

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Jack Off

What a guy does when he can't get a gf to pleasure him.

- -I jack off looking at porn to make me cum..

by amii;; April 27, 2006

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jack-off

the motion in which the male organ is erected and played with by the male or female

sabrina was jacking me off before we had wild sex

by the great and only mighty megan June 15, 2003

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Engaging in extremely an extremely unproductive activity (a la doing nothing and having ur balls in ur hands) while you could be actively doing something that would benefit you or other people around you.

Zhiqian goddamnit stop jacking off in that corner and help me lift this sofa

by D "Sentry" C July 7, 2011

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Jack Lag

The dissociative experience to real time upon watching several consecutive episodes of the Fox television show "24."

Similar to the feeling of jet lag when traveling between different time zones and experiencing a disconnection between the body's time clock and the actual time. A similar feeling occurs after watching Bauer Hour for too long.

"I've just watched 5 straight episodes of Bauer Hour and I don't know what time it is in real life. Oh well, I'll just go with whatever the last time was on the show, I'm Jack lagged"

by JohnBoyIce Geronimo March 7, 2009

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