beans

meaning y’all dirt y’all yock

he’s mad funny : na he’s mad beans

amos : darealriahhh

by riahli March 20, 2022

Bean bagged

The female act of rubbing the clitoris on the face of another in jest. This act is generally void of intimacy.

"Bro I was so wasted and this girl straight bean bagged me"
"Buddy was passed out and this chick whipped out her goya and bean bagged him"

by Bumsheek September 20, 2015

the bean

another phrase used to describe jail

(a place for the confinement of people accused or convicted of a crime)

"they really locked my man up in the bean, bro!"

by luigifertelli November 24, 2019

Squirty Beans

Young ladies who may or may not be of legal age, yet regardless squirt when you flick their bean!

They look like a bunch of dirty squirty beans!

by ReeceJ October 10, 2022

Green Beans

I HATE GREEN BEANS DADDY!!!! Jeffy from SML

just scream it. When you are mad,and hate green beans,say the following above!

by kamnoz65 November 30, 2021

Cool BEANS

Cool beans but cooler because the beans part is capitalized. <- what people thinks

Sarcastic way of saying cool beans. You don't mean it. Or you don't believe it. <- Real definition

Some dude: When I was two, I could cook pasta.
You: Cool BEANS! I never known you were that smart. And I never knew you could bear extreme heat.

Some dudette: I'm hot.
(The single) You: Cool BEANS! Guess what? I have a boyfriend/girlfriend!

by Weirdo007Agent March 29, 2022

cheese and baked beans in a delicate dish of the gods

please see "cean"

Zeus: Hestia!

Hestia: Yes, my lord?

Zeus: I have a very special request. It consists of the creamy dairy and rounded crop of the mortals.

Hestia: No! You mean...

Zeus: Yes... CEAN.

The gods ate well that night, up in Mount Olympus.

Sometime in the future:

Mythologists: *reading ancient texts* YES! I've got it! 'tis cheese and baked beans in a delicate dish of the gods!

by ceanoay May 31, 2022