A school located in Essex County MA, filled with complete jerks. There is an ever-present bad vibe from a majority of the students. Glares between students and cliques are often exchanged. The slutty popular kids supposedly "rage" on weekends and afterwards brag about their "awesome" time by posting pictures on facebook. Not to mention you could be literally having a heart attack in the middle of the hall and they would not assist you. The "jocks" and "laxbros" act so tough and stroll through the halls like they are gods, but take one to Lawrence and their ass will be handed to them. Although the parking lot is filled with BMWS, Jeeps, and Audis, everyone seems to want more. If you aren't extremely rich here then you are labeled as poor and unaccepted. There are also a lot of annoying asians and nerds who hang out together try way too hard. The athletics for the most part are awful and are chosen politically, not based on skills. For the few normal people who go there, everyday is a horrible time. In general, about 90% of the school only cares about themselves and promoting their reputation when in reality they are truly just conceited, unfriendly cowards.
"Oh she's driving a Mercedes convertible and wearing the latest fashion, must be from Andover High School."
"I'm like so cool! Don't talk to me if you aren't popular!" -basic Andover High school kid
"I'm like so cool! Don't talk to me if you aren't popular!" -basic Andover High school kid
by AHSEAGLES September 11, 2012
Get the Andover High Schoolmug. High School in Tabernacle, NJ. Over run with white kids, all from different cliques. About 4 black kids per grade. Stereotyped as a "Hick High School" when really the ratio of hardass to "hick" is 20:1. Full of potheads. Almost every member of Seneca has a cousin or other relative attending the high school. Most teachers are young, often flirt with students or are victims of flirtation/admiration. Currently has a kick-ass football team, completely owning every school in the district. 11-1 baby. that's unfinished business. TERRIBLE, AWFUL, TOTALLY HOPELESS BASKETBALL TEAM!!! Many people drive pick-ups to school, and there are a few the spoiled kids in their BMW's, Lexuses, Range Rovers, and Hummers. Altogether, not a bad school, just depicted as something terrible by Shawnee High School assholes who are upset their football team sucked this year. NO QUADS ARE DRIVEN TO SCHOOL.
"Who did you play yesterday at your basketball game?"
"Seneca High School."
"Did you lose?"
"HAHAHAHAHAHA"
"Seneca High School."
"Did you lose?"
"HAHAHAHAHAHA"
by shscheergirl March 21, 2007
Get the Seneca High Schoolmug. The shitty high school in methuen mass. Its gotten better since the early 2000's. Now only 70% of the students smoke pot. Mr.Nick, the principle who didn't give a fuck about anything resigned so now its a faggot who wishes he was important, Mr.Guica.
A breif overview: The biggest cunt in the whole building is Hallbauer, avoid her at all costs, especially if you dress sketchy and smoke cigarettes, cause she'll hunt you down if she sees you with a lighter.
All the emo kids sit in the third cafeteria, in the corner near the window, next to the second cafe. Theres a fight in the lunch room every friday, and once in a while there a spanish dance party and you can't tell if they're fighting or grinding(these are fucking terrifying.)
Out in the lobby of the gym(The fishbowl) is where all the smokers hang out, and when you have a stooge(d-bag mhs word for cigarette) you will be accompinied by half of these people into the forest to smoke that cigarette.
All the fights between spanish kids usually happen on the bridge and when you get here you'll probably be late for you class because all the spanish kids perch themselves like birds and don't fucking move at all. Its really gay, but the fights are cool. Once i saw the two gay teachers take a fight by the balls and break it up single handedly. This was balls to the way.
A breif overview: The biggest cunt in the whole building is Hallbauer, avoid her at all costs, especially if you dress sketchy and smoke cigarettes, cause she'll hunt you down if she sees you with a lighter.
All the emo kids sit in the third cafeteria, in the corner near the window, next to the second cafe. Theres a fight in the lunch room every friday, and once in a while there a spanish dance party and you can't tell if they're fighting or grinding(these are fucking terrifying.)
Out in the lobby of the gym(The fishbowl) is where all the smokers hang out, and when you have a stooge(d-bag mhs word for cigarette) you will be accompinied by half of these people into the forest to smoke that cigarette.
All the fights between spanish kids usually happen on the bridge and when you get here you'll probably be late for you class because all the spanish kids perch themselves like birds and don't fucking move at all. Its really gay, but the fights are cool. Once i saw the two gay teachers take a fight by the balls and break it up single handedly. This was balls to the way.
by stonerprideright November 23, 2010
Get the Methuen High Schoolmug. The waiting period from the moment you order your weed until the time your stoner dealer remembers you called and finally texts back that he is "on his way."
by homopinionation November 19, 2014
Get the high hopesmug. A Fucking peice of Shit school where people sell drugs, leak sex videos, call themselves the original sophomore sluts, and bring guns to school. Plus a whole lot of other fucked up shit.
Let's go to a ponderosa high school football game tonight and see if we can get fucked up on some shit and sleep with some of the oss.
by Haha what I say is true February 28, 2017
Get the ponderosa high schoolmug. A super trashy, small school in the middle of nowhere. It’s so small that it’s connected to the elementary and middle school. Half of the school are hicks, and the other half are immature, stuck-up, judgemental teenagers that think they’re better than everyone else. Well, except for a very few amount of students that are genuine and actually going somewhere in life. Very poor school that has water fountains that taste like rust. The school only focuses on sports, and not any co-corricular groups. The only good thing about the school was the band, but even that’s gone to shit. A lot of the staff and classes are actually okay, but students always complain about them because they’re small brains don’t know how to get interested in anything.
by snazzyboredom October 27, 2019
Get the Brookwood High Schoolmug. 