Star Fish Man

It's me, you motherfuckers, it's Star Fish Man. I have the IQ of a Starfish, which is 2. But I'm also pretty fucking passive aggressive, and if you fuck with me I'll fucking inseminate your mother. I'm also colorful in appearance and language.

The big ass Starfish alien from The Suicide Squad is my cousin. Don't fuck with me.

Love you too, Matthew, if you're reading this.

"Dude Star Fish Man just fucked my mom and posted it on pornhub! Looks like I'm gonna have a sibling after all..."

by Star Fish Man March 15, 2022

Gold fish brain

Alyssa Leah Portillo

Damn nigga you have a gold fish brain.

by Tmnt344 February 11, 2020

Boxed like a fish

Its a term to use when you want to absolutely jinx your chances in a manhunt.

George: "Ooooo... Dreams boxed like a fish!!!"

Dream: *Proceeds to destroy the hunters*

George: "..."

by Ur great aunt Sharleen May 20, 2021

Somalian Fish Hook

The Somalian Fish Hook is when a male lies flat on the floor naked flopping up and down like a dying fish whilst the female has her anus in the males face, this act can also be known as the Welsh rarebit or Davy Jones's locker

Oi Jamie I used that Somalian Fish Hook on that Thai bird last night, absolutely cracking

by Gout Dribbler March 18, 2019

Slipped me the fish

Gave someone something that didn't work properly. Typically used in engineering conversations.

"Damn, Jack, You slipped me the fish on this FPGA load!"

"Jim slipped me the fish on this PCB layout, he didn't use enough bypass capacitors."

"Those software guys slipped me the fish. their crap doesn't work, as usual."

by Randiesel March 4, 2022

Dum bass fish

A family friendly play on the word dumbass bitch

Person1: Don’t say dumbass bitch in my video.

Person2: what about dum bass fish, I’m technically not saying a curse word.

Person1: uh, sure that will work you dum bass fish!

by Travis Scott Rager #85 September 19, 2019

Stupid Fish Idiots

The official ship name of the characters Kappa and Siren from the web comic "Castle Swimmer" created by Wendy Lian Martin on Webtoon.

Person A: "Is the ship name of Kappa and Siren 'Kapprisen' or 'Karen'?
Person B: "Actually, Wendy said the official ship name was 'Stupid Fish Idiots'

by frogfish2.0 October 2, 2022