Boner Doner

By giving blood you have a 50:50 chance of boy or girl recipient. Once your blood is in a male and his hard wrect veiny boner is at full throttle you are in fact a BONER DONER!!

I have given blood approximately 150 times, therefore about 75 dudes have my blood in their boners. I know you think Pditty has that nickname tied down, just like the kids at his parties but I am in fact the real Boner Doner. Fuck you Sandusky. Submitted by Scot Burner - 2 x Guinness World Record Holder.

by MSP282 January 20, 2026

Boner Protection

The effort of trying to make it look like you aren't just talking to no one at the bar and acting like a "boner".

Vernon noticed that all he was doing in the semi-empty bar was talking to his friend Cecil and not making efforts to talk to women. He threw both elbows on the bar and attempted to look cool. Vernon noticed his own awkwardness and fell into Boner Protection as an escape route.

by DeJon Niffirg February 22, 2026

Boner Explosion

Something awesome or interesting

Dude, Metal Arms is a boner explosion.

by Jesussaintlord96 March 10, 2026

Boner

A person who is a narc/buzzkill. Can also be another insult for calling someone a “bitch, usually referring to a male

“Okay you don’t have to be such a boner about it”
“Dude I can’t stand Austin he’s such a boner”

by nudah's dad March 11, 2026

Boner pillow

When you sitting down next to a pretty lady and an erection comes upon you but you wish to hide it, you put a pillow on your lap. this is known as the Boner pillow

She was looking very beautiful, and I had to get the boner pillow to hide my intense passion.

by sillylittlegoosewithducks March 13, 2026

Boner

A guy who sucks or a loser

Your friend: Bro let's talk to the new kid
You: Nah bro he's a total boner

by Halobeast123 February 19, 2025

boner bake

Chicken bake and a royal honey packet

Hey I’m about to eat a boner bake and head to the gym

by anonymous February 19, 2025