Johnson's Johnson Sauce

Baby Oil used as masturbation lube because you no longer have money for good lube. All because your wife talked you into having a baby just about 9 months before she decided that her vagina is some temple you're not worthy of praying in... and who the hell knew diapers were so expensive!!

Dude we never see you anymore, glad you could make it out tonight... *sniff* *sniff* .. Why do you smell like a girl..?
Sorry man, its that terrible smell of Johnson's Johnson sauce... It don't wash off

by Thedude78 September 20, 2013

Tarder Sauce

A retards semen

Kyle let the tarder sauce dry on the cat

by UrbanDickGroup November 19, 2024

Cardi Sauce

Quite simply, cardi sauce is another word for barbecue sauce, only much cooler.

Bro 1: dawg I need some cardi sauce for this burger.
Bro 2: don’t worry man I gotchu.

by Spicy corn 38 July 5, 2023

Sauce

When you make someone look stupid; especially in sports.

Damn! Sauce him up!

by Bohndo December 25, 2016

Criss-Cross Mammal Sauce

When two men next to each other simultaneously jerk each other off with their arms crossed over one another.

Bro, neither of us have gotten laid in a while. Want to criss-cross mammal sauce?

by Truxtin May 2, 2024

Cereal Sauce

The white sauce that comes from cows that you put on cereal.

Hey John can you go grab me some cereal sauce at the store we are all out.

by Wasupmeboi335 January 6, 2021

awesome sauce

a phrase used to proclaim feelings of excitement and enthusiasm

used in the context of a male rizzing a female

typically used after achieving rizz checkmate

hubert: drop the digits
janice: ughh fine ***-***-****
hubert: awesome sauce

sigmund: wanna go to the movies
janice: sure but i just dropped my digits for hubert
sigmund: awesome sauce

by thebiggestbird February 15, 2023