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god loves you

what my mom told me before sending me to him
me: "mom mom the test came back I have autism."
mom: "its okay god loves you...*loads shotgun*"
by cockmaster45 October 6, 2022
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God's D-piece

The Perfect Male: perfect at everything. Anything he attempts; he successeds, rather it be sports, languages, music, ect. All the women want him and all the men want to be like him.
This character typically found in anime but, appears time to time in life.
"Usu's God's D-piece, no other way to describe it"
Usu of "Maid-sama!"
by cRaZi3wAy August 31, 2018
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The great god gary

The great god gary is the god of manifestations! You may pay tributes of small bits of anything that you can retrieve but leave and put it back into the universe and paying it forward. Doing so raises your karma and increases your luck in manifesting what you really need or want.
Sam: hey bro you dropped a cigarette!
Joe: hey thanks. Im gunna just leave it for the great god gary"

Allie: hey did you hear about the radio contest for the 2 tickets to bubble bobble?
Jessica: oh my goodness i sure did im going to pray to the great god gary in hopes of winning! Ive been paying it forward so much recently there is no way we wont win.
by Nopage November 9, 2018
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ChimpZee Simp God

ChimpZee Simp God was the greastest chimpanzee ever. Slay moby dick to become ruler of the chimps. Also became the official 69th presdient of Nigeria and accidentally genocide white people and pigeons. Made too many babies so he store them in the back of superone. And force Russia to seize their land to him. So sexy that wife drop their husbands for him
Bob backlund : where the fuck is my wife at?
Son rodger : she ditch you for ChimpZee Simp God
by Ricky the abortion doctor January 15, 2021
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Sex Gods Day

On this day that occurs once a year on the 12th of May, all sex gods hold extreme power and can do what they please when they please. The rank of sex god is marvellous and can be achieved if you are an actual sex god.
Taya: I’m a sex god so today is my day

Me: Woohoo sex gods day

Beth: I am lucky to be a sex god
by Kalicia7 December 25, 2020
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god fucking christ

Matt was looking forward to his steak he had on the grill. He burned the steak by accident. "God fucking Christ" yelled Matt.
by Chuck1969 April 12, 2022
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Running from God

Jim: What are you doing Sam?
Sam: I'm trying to lick my elbow
Jim: Sam, stop running from God
by Bingo Banko September 29, 2015
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