Aux Punishment

When you get aux and your music sucks, so you don’t get aux for a week.

No don’t give him/her aux, there on aux punishment.

by Adiis.pa September 18, 2021

Pen pants

Pen pants refers to someone that has a visible erection

“Yo did you see Tommy’s pen pants?”

by JesusChristIsCool September 19, 2021

small pants

pants that are small enough to derive comments and taunts from others and provoke the pants wearer into untoward actions

Hey coach, maybe you should focus on how small your pants are, rather than breaking a clipboard...

small pants

by bob zimway October 7, 2021

spaghetti pants

When you are out of underwear and you have to be creative so you take spaghetti and turn them into underwear

Out of underwear, damn… I know I’ll make spaghetti pants

by Mrpenguin662 October 10, 2021

Zero Pants Thirty

The time that you must appear dressed and presentable on a company Zoom call. Te time you have to brush your hair and put on real clothes, not pajamas.

I have a customer update at 7 AM. Zero Pants Thirty is early today.

by SnowPatrol October 19, 2021

Troll pants

A phrase said when you discover a village of tight panted trolls while walking through the forest of moccasin breath

Guy one: is that an angel baby?
Guy two: no that’s his dance moves
Ricky Bobby: nah nigga that’s a troll in troll pants

by I 💔 dilfs November 21, 2021

Anna Pants

Low-rise and flare jeans.

I’m wearing anna pants to friendsgiving! 😍

by luv u November 22, 2021