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Juice Ain't Free

To refer to something as not free.
All the lights were on in the house and kevin informed chris that juice ain't free nigga!!
by Kevin Klever August 25, 2008
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Orange Juice Houdini

A sexual move where a man reaching climax during anal sex pulls out and inserts a turkey baster filled with orange juice. After squeezing the baster and creating an illusion of ejaculation, the man cums in the women face and she poops out orange juice later, much to her dismay.
Guy 1- "Instead of dumping her, I just gave her the Orange Juice Houdini..."

Guy 2- "High Five!"
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Jerry Curl Juice

A chemically strong smelling, oil based African American hair product that was designed for corse textured hair, to help retain the appearance of luster and curl in the 1980's.
I could not stand close to the young man who had the unbearable stench of Jerry curl juice.
by the411 June 15, 2007
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human bean juice

Another term for blood. Used by Rorschach in the graphic novel Watchmen.
(Pointing to a blood stained button...)
Nite Owl: "What is that, bean juice?"
Rorschach: "Yeah, human bean juice."
by ozymandius113 April 25, 2009
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Orange Juice Simpson

1. The delicious, iron-filled drink made of the people OJ Simpson killed
Jim: Look what I got in my Orange Juice Simpson bottle!

Dave: What did you get?

Jim: There's a finger in it! Look!
by DampHair March 16, 2011
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go go juice

Fuel that you put in your car. (Gasoline)
"We need to stop at a choke 'n' puke and get some go go juice for our hot rod."
by Sean M. Meyers July 30, 2008
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juicy juice hypotenuse

Alternative for "Punch line" from a popular text post on tumblr
"Are you missing the juicy juice hypotenuse?"
"What?"
"Sorry, maybe you should get a tumblr."
by britlav December 18, 2013
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