Dirty-Handed Judy

The act of chopping garden fresh vegetables, inserting them into your butthole then letting them marinate. After 2-4 hours take 2 laxatives to help pass the now softened vegetables. Shit the content in a soup bowl and enjoy a home grown veggie stew.
And for an extra kick add some Spicy Dan-o's

"What's on the menu tonight?"
"After the dinner rush all we have left is the Dirty-Handed Judy"

by Caseyd September 29, 2023

second hand mooching

when a person mooches off of a person who is also mooching off of somebody

when Brian is the majority stockholder of IBM, and gave 10 million dollars to Ryan. Fabio decided second hand mooching off Ryan was the way to go.

by big sexy 93 April 6, 2010

Hand-Carved Blumpkin

When you're taking a dump, and you start jerking off. Right as you're about to finish, you stand up and use your jizz to draw a face in your poop.

I just made a Hand-Carved Blumpkin, and boy are my arms tired.

by TRA90 March 7, 2023

second hand dome

When you use a bong or pipe after someone has used it for a spliff or mole bowl and get a head rush from the nicotine.

Jared used my bong after I ripped a spliff and he got second hand domed.

by Jared Daniga April 14, 2014

Edward Posh Hands

A game where 2 bros watch lesbian 69 porn and stick both their cocks into a massive condom, and a third bro jerks both cocks at the same time to make it fair, last to cum has to drink both loads.

Hey bro want to try Edward Posh Hands tonight?
Yeah sure but as long as he jerks us at the same pace this time!

by EdwardJerkHands Grand Champion October 18, 2020

Scaredy pants hands

Hands that instinctively cower in pockets during high anxiety, social encounters.

While some men possess wolf-like prowess around the ladies, others become overwrought with feelings of inadequacy and experience scaredy pants hands and generally finish off the night that way.

by Gadeanz August 8, 2016

Alabama Ranch Hand

When your girl wants to be preggo but you like blowjobs too much. You cum in her mouth, she snowballs into your mouth, and you use your mouth to inject the cum into her pussy.

Did you hear Doug gave Suzanne an Alabama Ranch Hand? They are due in November.

by anonymous January 23, 2022