A spell that seals a man\woman’s butt crack shut causing the target to be unpegable and unable to shit, in theory this spell may be more dangerous and fatal than it’s counterpart spell “TESTICULAR TORSION”. Side note if someone casts testicular torsion on you then cast mend butt crack on them to use as leverage on them to untwist your testicle.
by Mr Spoofy June 14, 2024
Get the MEND BUTT CRACK! mug.Somewhere a supplier/dealer has their customers work when they can't afford a hit but desperately fiend for.
She's got her crack patch kids working hard today , feeding her piggies and shoveling shit... For their shit lol
by Bubbles81 December 15, 2024
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Get the crack mug.N. When someone is so emotionally affected (happy or sad) that they act like they’re on crack; an episode where one’s mind makes them act like they’re under the influence of something
Rick: Dude, that ochem test totally fucked me up the butt. *incoherent nonsense*
Cal: Bruh are you in a crack battle rn? You make no sense 😂
Rick: *laughs while crying*
Cal: Absolute crack battle. You need rehab!!
Cal: Bruh are you in a crack battle rn? You make no sense 😂
Rick: *laughs while crying*
Cal: Absolute crack battle. You need rehab!!
by miffy October 17, 2019
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