god loves you

what my mom told me before sending me to him

me: "mom mom the test came back I have autism."
mom: "its okay god loves you...*loads shotgun*"

by cockmaster45 October 6, 2022

Running from God

waste one's effort

Jim: What are you doing Sam?
Sam: I'm trying to lick my elbow
Jim: Sam, stop running from God

by Bingo Banko September 29, 2015

gods pez dispenser

The act of shoving jelly beans up your ass and pushing them into someone's mouth.

Lisa asked Tom if, if he wanted to try gods pez dispenser tonight.

by Picklepudding September 11, 2022

Sex Gods Day

On this day that occurs once a year on the 12th of May, all sex gods hold extreme power and can do what they please when they please. The rank of sex god is marvellous and can be achieved if you are an actual sex god.

Taya: I’m a sex god so today is my day

Me: Woohoo sex gods day

Beth: I am lucky to be a sex god

by Kalicia7 December 25, 2020

Step Back God

As you can see Step Back is a move in basketball, where it is frequently used. This movie can give a separation with the opponent so that you can shoot the ball easier. He is a god because he basically sinks every shot he takes.

Step Back God is also a friendly shooter who likes to "串“ people.

You do not want to mess with Step Back God

by Max speed Shazam April 11, 2019

god fucking christ

An exclamation to use when extremely frustrated.

Matt was looking forward to his steak he had on the grill. He burned the steak by accident. "God fucking Christ" yelled Matt.

by Chuck1969 April 12, 2022

God's D-piece

The Perfect Male: perfect at everything. Anything he attempts; he successeds, rather it be sports, languages, music, ect. All the women want him and all the men want to be like him.
This character typically found in anime but, appears time to time in life.

"Usu's God's D-piece, no other way to describe it"
Usu of "Maid-sama!"

by cRaZi3wAy August 31, 2018