driving jesus

nickname or the act of driving so recklessly that only the Lord Jesus Christ himself can prevent permanent damage and/or death.

bob: « you heard that noise ? »
sue: « no, what was it ? »
bob: « driving jesus got in another accident on the avenue »

by gof August 20, 2024

jesus hair

A man with long hair, especially below shoulder length.

Wayne and Garth have jesus hair.

by ChickenChocker69 April 2, 2025

Angel Hellstorm Jose Robles Was Not Receiving Money From Zunilda Virginia Junco So I Fought A version OF Her In Seventh Grade <<<`~`Jesus`~`Knife`~`Necklace`~`>>>

Angel Hellstorm Jose Robles Was Not Receiving Money From Zunilda Virginia Junco So I Fought A version OF Her In Seventh Grade <<<`~`Jesus`~`Knife`~`Necklace`~`>>>

Angel Hellstorm Jose Robles Was Not Receiving Money From Zunilda Virginia Junco So I Fought A version OF Her In Seventh Grade <<<`~`Jesus`~`Knife`~`Necklace`~`>>>

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 15, 2025

<.7.9.7.6>Chantel De Jesus Robles<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6>Chantel De Jesus Robles<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6>Chantel De Jesus Robles<.7.9.7.6.>

by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian April 29, 2025

Jesus

A word that sounds like "gee, sus"

AMONG US!

Jesus...

by Moonlight butter May 6, 2025

Jesus

God. Jesus is God , the most true, but controversial fact in Christianity.

Jesus is God. That's it, He is risen and He is God.

by MofotheeG May 15, 2025

Jesus party

Jesus was known to bring together people. So a Jesus party is where friends of friends can meet your other friends.

Is it cool if I bring my best friend Max to the party?
Oh yes sure, it's a Jesus party, Max can even bring another friend of his

by binzianer May 28, 2025