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Fortnite

A game for literally for the bottom of the barrel. The brattiest of the brats. The sweatiest of all sweats. This game latches onto absolutely everything that can make the dipshits at Epic Games a whole lotta money. I'm sick of having to look at this god forsaken video game. I'd rather play "Thinking Space" from gd, or rewatch Minions (2015). That's how much I hate this game.
9 year old little shit: HeY mOMmY, CaN i BoRROw sOmE v-bUX 4 fORtnItE pWeEeEeEeEEeeeZZ!?!?!?!?!?
by Bloodbound_is_not_dumb March 9, 2021
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FORTNITE

The purest form of evil.
Guy #1 "I am in seventh grade so I think I am cool so I will play FORTNITE"
Guy #2 "Wow"
by ThatOneGuy111000 December 16, 2019
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Fortnite

Right now the literall defenition of trash

Sorry if i offended anyone
Hey do you want to play fortnite?
by Wafflewithpancakes October 18, 2020
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Fortnite

kid 1: do you play fortnite?
Kid 2: no, I’m not a gay baby
by KachiggerMyNigger March 15, 2020
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Fortnite Creepypasta

Today I went on my Xbox and played Fortnite. I was having a good time untill I saw a player. He was walking slow and did nothing so I shot him. He took no damage and turned around to face me. He then shot me then my screen went black showing a jonsey with his jaw split open and his gut pouring out of his stomach having blood on the screen. Then I was banned for a day. Idk who this guy is and what he was doing but if you see him please take a video and warn others so they notice.
by Artistchase9 September 20, 2021
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fortnite banana

The sexiest image created by man. Nothing can compete with the pure sexual energy given off by the Fortnite Banana.
God, the Fortnite Banana is so hot!
by CEOofSeks October 23, 2020
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Fortnite

The game that makes 9 year olds say the shit that makes us fucking LOSE IT.
who plays Fortnite here,

Them: WE LIKE FORTNITE WE LIKE FORTNITE WE LIKE FORTNITE WE LIKE FORTNITE
the world: we would like it if you could SHUT THE FUCK UP AND PLAY SOMETHING ELSE
by mlg pro 11212005 July 3, 2019
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