Loki the trickster god

If god didnt want us to enjoy him, he wouldn't of giving us that ass.

Growing up is where you stop being afraid of villains and start wanting to have sex with them.*cough cough* Loki the trickster god*cough*

by Moosedog March 9, 2019

God's D-piece

The Perfect Male: perfect at everything. Anything he attempts; he successeds, rather it be sports, languages, music, ect. All the women want him and all the men want to be like him.
This character typically found in anime but, appears time to time in life.

"Usu's God's D-piece, no other way to describe it"
Usu of "Maid-sama!"

by cRaZi3wAy August 31, 2018

ChimpZee Simp God

ChimpZee Simp God was the greastest chimpanzee ever. Slay moby dick to become ruler of the chimps. Also became the official 69th presdient of Nigeria and accidentally genocide white people and pigeons. Made too many babies so he store them in the back of superone. And force Russia to seize their land to him. So sexy that wife drop their husbands for him

Bob backlund : where the fuck is my wife at?
Son rodger : she ditch you for ChimpZee Simp God

by Ricky the abortion doctor January 15, 2021

The great god gary

The great god gary is the god of manifestations! You may pay tributes of small bits of anything that you can retrieve but leave and put it back into the universe and paying it forward. Doing so raises your karma and increases your luck in manifesting what you really need or want.

Sam: hey bro you dropped a cigarette!
Joe: hey thanks. Im gunna just leave it for the great god gary"

Allie: hey did you hear about the radio contest for the 2 tickets to bubble bobble?
Jessica: oh my goodness i sure did im going to pray to the great god gary in hopes of winning! Ive been paying it forward so much recently there is no way we wont win.

by Nopage November 9, 2018

Running from God

waste one's effort

Jim: What are you doing Sam?
Sam: I'm trying to lick my elbow
Jim: Sam, stop running from God

by Bingo Banko September 29, 2015

God Bless America

Something Canadians say before or after they or someone else do something that is dangerous, shameful, or unhealthy. By pretending to be American while doing something stupid, you are implying that that is quite normal for Americans to do (which it usually is).

Gord: Are you seriously eating that donut, broski?

Todd: Don't judge me. It's a treat.

Gord(American Accent): God Bless America.

by trueparf July 30, 2021

sticky note god

A powerful deity that controls the sticky notes from the sticky note fortress in the middle of the sticky note Forest

ERIC THE SHEEP’s greatest enemy

Ally/Enemy of the dark sticky note god

The sticky note god unleashed a swarm of sticky notes

by L124 February 14, 2023