by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian April 29, 2025
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by MofotheeG May 15, 2025
Get the Jesus mug.Jesus was known to bring together people. So a Jesus party is where friends of friends can meet your other friends.
Is it cool if I bring my best friend Max to the party?
Oh yes sure, it's a Jesus party, Max can even bring another friend of his
Oh yes sure, it's a Jesus party, Max can even bring another friend of his
by binzianer May 28, 2025
Get the Jesus party mug.The son of God according to the Christian Faith. He is charitable, kind and loves everyone, even minorities, despite what "Christians" may say. It has been claimed that he died and resurrected, though this has been unproven. Notably, on May 31st 2025, he was reborn as a Furry Femboy identical in appearance to the fictional character Reggie The Rat made by Whygena.
Person 1: THE HELL DO YOU MEAN JESUS GOT REBORN AS A FURRY FEMBOY WHAT THE FUCK
Person 2: I can't tell if this is blasphemy or not due to it being true.
Person 3: this is the funniest shit ever oh my god
Person 2: I can't tell if this is blasphemy or not due to it being true.
Person 3: this is the funniest shit ever oh my god
by Silly Billy, unintelligent June 2, 2025
Get the Jesus mug.The Savior of the entire world. He loved you enough that He died for you on the cross. Come to Him, and He will give you rest. For we are all sinners, and fall short of the glory of God (Romans 3:23). Admit your sin, repent, trust in Him as your only path towards salvation, and commit your life to Him. If you choose to reject this message, your blood be upon your own head...
Person 1: "Jesus is King!"
Person 2: "No He isn't"
Person 1: "I forgive you, just as He has told me to, just as He has done for the entire world. I love you, and He loved you enough to die for you. Jesus Christ is the Way, the Truth, and the Life."
Person 2: "Oh. that gave me a new change of mind..."
Person 2: "No He isn't"
Person 1: "I forgive you, just as He has told me to, just as He has done for the entire world. I love you, and He loved you enough to die for you. Jesus Christ is the Way, the Truth, and the Life."
Person 2: "Oh. that gave me a new change of mind..."
by lizardbois640 June 7, 2025
Get the Jesus Christ mug.An amazing human being with a great personality. Has perfect facial features. Really funny and has a funny but attractive laugh. Loves everyone and is very caring. Acts like a big brother, very protective. Everyone’s best friend. It is impossible to hate them. HAS A FATTY
JESUS HAS A FATTY
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