creamed jeans

The act of ejaculating to early when seeing a hot female.

Chick: Hi
Dude: I've got to go!

Other Dude: I think that guy just creamed jeans!

by Mclovin42069 March 19, 2017

Cream

Summin that comes out yo poosay or cum hosepipe when u having that orgasm innit

"lemme cream in yo ass bbg"

by IWANKTOCUNTSONLINE June 18, 2023

Double Creamed

When two guys deposit their load straight after one another

We double creamed that hoe last night

by Dave_Das September 18, 2017

British cream fountain

when you suck some guy then put a hit his balls with a tea cup and he busts a massive load of hot tea down your throat.

my girlfriend did a weird move last night called the British cream fountain.

by Fck lil pump August 27, 2021

Indiana Cream Puff

When a man ejaculates into another man’s foreskin while docking, then sprinkles powdered sugar on the receiving penis and performs a fellatio.

Jimmy gave Tim an Indiana Cream Puff after the Nickelback show.

by CannoliBob September 6, 2025

Cream cheese and jelly

When you are fucking a girl on her period and you give her a creampie.

My girl was on her period, so I gave her a cream cheese and jelly.

by Michael A Hunt November 21, 2016

front bottom cream

A thick cream used to lubricate the penis during masturbation.

Person 1: "Babes wank me off. It's my favourite thing"
Person 2: "hang on a second, I'll just get the front bottom cream!"

by harry crisp July 1, 2011