Crack head John

A man in his 30's who has lost all to his addiction to the crack pipe

Hey, is John on the STEM FAST diet.
Have you seen John? Yes I have he is at the shelter.
Hey man can you spare a $5 for some food,or a 20 for some rock?
I am a cracker but i like to be called a ROCK STAR

by silly March 7, 2005

John Wilkes Booth

After giving a girl an Abe Lincoln (see the definition), working up another cumshot and blowing it in the back of her head, then getting the hell out of there.

Since I knew that her boyfriend would be coming home in ten minutes, and I was skipping town that night, I pulled a John Wilkes Booth and fingered her with my nut-drenched finger.

by Prestinian March 22, 2003

Harass John Day

On July 30th, anyone can harass people with the first name of John and they can't do anything about it

Today is Harass John Day

by ThePotatoPilot December 17, 2022

john mark mckinney

The definition of awesome. The coolest dude you can hang out with. He is so athletic, attractive, and muscular. They will do anything for the people they love. Can do The stupidest things. Normally a tall blondie with blue eyes. All the girls love him. A guy with the name John Mark McKinney is just an all around great guy.

Girl 1- “ OMG!!! Is that John Mark McKinney??!!”

Girl 2- “ It is, he’s so cute!!!”

by John Mark McKinney September 14, 2019

John F. Kennedy

The greatest president ever. You would be dead without him.

Little boy you would not be here without John F. Kennedy

by JohnF.KennedySavedUs June 11, 2023

John Q Jennings

John Q Jennings, is a master of all tasks, he is a man who needs no introduction because everyone knows him. John Q Jennings is a lady's man and a mans man! He knows how to fix a seized motor and how to buy a seized house. John Q Jennings is God's gift to anything and everything!

Man, I don't know anyone who can fix my car that just ran over my girlfriends cat.

Friend, Sure you do, John Q Jennings can! and he will fix your girlfriends cat too!

Man, That John Q Jennings is God's gift to anything and everything.

by Koosh_boy1 April 17, 2011

Aggravate John day

Normally celebrated on every Monday of the year. If you know anyone named John, today is the day to aggravate them.

Today is National Aggravate John Day.

by BobRossRevived January 27, 2020