joe sexy bitch

english: being really really good looking.
To look like a model

1. That Hansel is sooo "joe sexy bitch" right now.
2. "how do i look? Joe Sexy bitch

by Joe February 21, 2005

Joe Le Taxi

Joe Le Taxi is a French pop song by Vanessa Paradis, long-term girlfriend of Johnny Depp. The song is frighteningly eerie at first, but once you listen to it a few times the occaisional "cha cha chas" grow on you and although you can not understand the lyrics, you become a slave to the hypnotic and rythmic sound of the saxaphone.

Last night i listened to "Joe Le Taxi" and enjoyed the saxaphone solo.

by SophXxx August 13, 2006

The Joe Mama Wars

It was something that happened, which had shook the lives of many a person. It was in 3069 bc, and it was when 2 of the fattest people who every existed clashed their arsecheeks together. It created a ripple so powerful it shattered windows more than 2000 miles from the 2.

Hey, remember The Joe Mama Wars? No, of course not.

by JoeMama Keeper November 3, 2021

Joe Bakewell Tart

This is a fictional character found on Disney+. If you called someone a Joe Bakewell Tart it is a slang term for someone who is so stupidly god damn tall. This character/slang term lacks in the cooking department par contra to popular belief. A Joe Bakewell Tart is the correct answer for the debated question "who is Joe?"

Karen: You Joe Bakewell Tart
Mildred: I am really tall, thank you

by LittleManTyrone January 22, 2021

The Trader Joe's Trap

A classic phrase used when an individual buys a seemingly endless assortment of fruits and vegetables from Trader Joe's, but then proceeds to eat frozen dumplings for ten days in a row once home and settled.

"Hey Frank, check out all of this fresh produce I picked up at Trader Joe's today!"
"Nice, Willis, that all looks so good. What are you planning on making for dinner tonight?"
"Well I was gonna make some stuffed mushrooms, buuutttt– I'm feeling pretty sleepy now. Probably just gonna throw some frozen dumplings in the pan."
"Sounds good Willis. Just don't get caught in The Trader Joe's Trap again. See you in ten days!"

by anonymous August 30, 2021

cup o' Joe

usually a cup of tea, coffee, hot coco, etc.

I'ma have a cup o' Joe real quick

by dictonaryboy June 1, 2023

Let's Wait for Joe

The thing your friends say when their fucking around while you're trying to organize them and do the thing you guys originally planned to do.

James: Come on guys we have to start D&D soon.
Alan: We can't start until Joe gets here so let's wait for Joe.

by sunnA sunU November 21, 2021