I eat my cereal with water because my dad never came back with the milk

The meaning of the father not bringing back milk is a very sad story. I have no idea why it's called milk, but when a dad breaks up with his family and leaves his partner, he'll say that he's going to the store to buy milk but then he never comes back. Depression spirals. You have a mental breakdown. The phrase 'I eat my cereal with water because my dad never came back with the milk' Is used as a joke or a way to break the news to someone. I'd rather go get my own milk 😤

Person 1: Make me cry
Person 2: I eat my cereal with water because my dad never came back with the milk
Person 1: 😭😭😭😢😥😰😭😓😩😫🤤😭😭😭😭😭😭

by Urmommia June 29, 2023

Super Idol's smile is not as sweet as your sweet August noon sun is not as dazzling as you love 105 °C you dripping pure distilled water

When you put the Super Idol lyrics to English using the Google translate.
Then you're probably as twice as bored.

Super Idol's smile is not as sweet as your sweet August noon sun is not as dazzling as you love 105 °C you dripping pure distilled water

by dgfhgfdcghghfgghhhgggghhhhhhhh March 9, 2022

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by bluetextman July 29, 2021

water gun

water is bad for you if you drink it you could die

water is bad for you when you put it in your mouth,including a water gun

by justing water December 14, 2021

water wiggle

When you cum so hard you literaly hit every inch of your room.

OMG KEVIN!! YOU SPEWED OFF LIKE A WATER WIGGLE!!!

by CosplayBunny July 30, 2023

Water jet

Verb

When your buttox jets up water in to your back,
There for having a wet back, and some people even javelin a jerk motion when having a water jet

Oh water jet. Water jet in coming.

by Dictionary expert_numbers one July 1, 2023

Dirty nipple water

The result of a woman shitting on a mans chest hitting his nipple and the act of him pressing a glass half full of water against it and shaking. The use of the liquid varies. Commonly called dnp and way more popular than you’d thing in the southeast.

Jerome wanted to make some dirty nipple water last night so he had tina shit on his chest and she obliged.

by Dirty nips June 6, 2019