pasadise of sweet teats

the willy mcduff experience

kidnapper: want a pasadise of sweet teats?

kid 1: I LOVE PASADISES :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

by rk092 March 20, 2024

Hey man that’s not cool

What you say when you get caught in 4K kissing your waifu on a pillow

*shines a flashlight*
Sandals: *kissing a pillow* hey man that’s not cool

by JDMF April 14, 2024

Statistics never lie — so that’s why they lie about them.

A way to say some statics are rigged as fuck and only shown to best represent the one showing the numbers

"Those charts look convincing... until you realize they left out half the info. Statistics never lie — so that’s why they lie about them."

by Outside_Win3020 May 23, 2025

Beat up your blonde friend that’s name begins with the letter “G” day

The day is June 16th, beat them up.

Person 1: Hey Griffin it’s June 16, you know what that means.
Person 2: No, what does it mean?
Person 1: It means that it’s Beat up your blonde friend that’s name begins with the letter “G” day. *Beats Griffin up*.

by Anon122843 June 15, 2023

because vodka, that's why

because vodka, thats why.

Greg: Hey dude, why'd you fuck my sister and my mom in a threesome?
Asshole:Because vodka, that's why

by XXXCalvin_Klien69_360No_ScOpEr July 15, 2016

Nope, that's not dope!

When somebody asks you if you do something, but you think that thing sucks

Aunt: "Do you play ROBLOX?"
You: "Nope, that's not dope!"

by Mr. Multiversemaker April 16, 2018

Nope, that's not dope!

When someone asks you about something, that you don't think is cool, that could be your response

-Aunt "you like playing games, and i've heard about this game called ROBLOX. Do you play it?"
-You "Nope, that's not dope!"

by Mr. Multiversemaker May 9, 2018