a mathematical approximation of a person's physical attractiveness, most often used as a universal index of comparison among women of varied body types. Other uses include analysis of breast growth on overweight men (see manboob) and, rarely, justification for the use of the phrase BBW.
She would be a 2 if her tit to gut ratio wasn't a 3. That big girl's got enough tits to motorboat for hours.
by Big_BB February 24, 2010
Small flabby useless titties without substance or definition. Similar to two broken in hacky. sacks.
That girl was a great lay, but had I known she had chubb fart tits I wouldn't have taken off her bra.
by jashua May 22, 2008
When a female acts like she’s that bitch
by thatnigga0613 October 07, 2018
The weight to tit ratio relates the bra and pant size of a woman to their fuckability. It is derived from the concept that large breasted women are more likely to be fat asses than small breasted women. However, men are willing to take a small amount of fat if it means bigger tits, to an extent. The weight to tit ratio helps men decide if the tits are worth the fat. The exact definition is:
T/(W^2)=F
Where T=Tit Size, W=Weight, F=Fuckability.
T/(W^2)=F
Where T=Tit Size, W=Weight, F=Fuckability.
Guy 1: "Damn Look at that chicks tits!"
Guy 2: "Dude she's at least 650 pounds. Terrible weight to tit ratio."
Guy 1: "Yeah, but she has double Z tits so her fuckablility is a 7.
Guy 2: "No you forgot to square the weight. It's actually 0"
Guy 2: "Dude she's at least 650 pounds. Terrible weight to tit ratio."
Guy 1: "Yeah, but she has double Z tits so her fuckablility is a 7.
Guy 2: "No you forgot to square the weight. It's actually 0"
by wiggly22 November 14, 2009
by nigganate_yo July 30, 2010
AKA: Rebbeca spigner...yellow toothed girl who has abnormally big tits for a 5 foot 1 girl who weighs less than 100 pounds
by Henry Hennessy February 14, 2004
1. A song by Markus E-bear
2. What you say after a lady, like a waitress, gets her breasts in your soup.
2. What you say after a lady, like a waitress, gets her breasts in your soup.
1. Tits in my soup, Tit-tits in my soup.
2. *waitress bends over to grab plates*
you - Hey i was going to eat that!
her - Oh sorry! Do you want some more?
you - No woman! Go back to the kitchen
*she walks away in shame while you throw your bread sticks at her*
you - *whispers to friend* Tits in my soup >:D
2. *waitress bends over to grab plates*
you - Hey i was going to eat that!
her - Oh sorry! Do you want some more?
you - No woman! Go back to the kitchen
*she walks away in shame while you throw your bread sticks at her*
you - *whispers to friend* Tits in my soup >:D
by Firekirby August 11, 2010