Alabama Curb Rule

A protocol for determining if a girl is ready for sexual activity in which the male places the prospective female on a curb and if her feet touch the ground then she's good to go.

'Dude, she looks too young for that.'

NOT ACCORDING TO THE ALABAMA CURB RULE!

by ahy ess dee eph December 25, 2010

the 6 second rule

Basically this rule states that you have to take a shit within 6 seconds. If it takes you any longer than 6 seconds, it's considered a bad day. So you better start pushin!

Whenever I'm on the phone with my friend I use the 6 second rule so she doesn't have to wait very long.

by EmAlinator October 6, 2010

Pulling out the Ruler

When you are in a heated debate with someone else and there seems to be no end in sight. To end this altercation between two bro's. This refers to the measurements of the male penis, but in contest form.

Mike: What are you saying? Obama's a great president.

Joe: No he's not he is terrible and isn't getting anywhere with our economy.

Mike: okay let's start Pulling out the Ruler.

by Glotfelty November 10, 2010

14-10 Rule

When a seemingly incompatible couple is married quickly, then subsequently announce that they are 14 weeks pregnant only 10 weeks after the wedding night.

“Did you hear about Jane and John?”
“The 14-10 Rule, many such cases”

by Nicholas Cage I March 22, 2021

3 Finger Rule

if you can finger a girl with 3 fingers, you should do her at your place that night.

Jon: Let's see if the 3 finger rule applies to Stacy.Can i finger you Stacy?
Stacy: Yes Jon.
Jon: Well meet me at my place around 9ish, you passed the 3 finger rule.

by Pat da Baker n' Ian May 6, 2009

Rule 34

A rule in the universe that is something or someone exists, it always has porn of it.

Watching DragonBall Z, thinking if Goku's gonna lose the virgin life.
*I remember Rule 34*
There is, or will be.

by PlayPlater July 20, 2015

ja rule

ja rule is a ugly fucky rapper that needs 2 stop tryin 2 diss em and 50 and just learn that no one likes him and needs 2 stop tryin 2 act all hood with his retarded murda inc and his little gay source mag.

who is the stupidest rapper ever? ja rule. yah u win

by me May 13, 2005