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Rules

Hey look, they have rules here, let's go somewhere else, stupid rule followers.
by FrickyFrokbear October 9, 2020
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Birthday rule

if your birthday is in the month of an even number than you could celebrate all of that month but if your birthday is in the month of an odd number u only can celebrate til the next week after your actual birth date, with the exception of the first month of the year.
Julie is celebrating her birthday all month, because she filling the birthday rule.
by Dr.WMA October 14, 2020
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Two Stall Rule

Also know as the "urinal rule". When someone is using a stall in a men's bathroom, the next person to come in must use a urinal at least two stalls down.
Hey Billy, try not to invade my personal space in the bathroom next time. Make sure to follow the Two Stall Rule.
by yayy1212 October 15, 2020
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Breakfast Rule

This rule dictates that if two persons are mid-coitus and a third party enters the room, the couple must continue to do the deed.

If they do continue, the third party is required to make breakfast for the couple. If they stop, the couple is then required to make breakfast for the third party at his/her earliest convenience.
"Hey, I totally walked in on John and Jane last night."

"Did they keep going?"

"Nah man, they're making me breakfast tomorrow morning cuz they stopped, and the Breakfast Rule says they must"
by EggsandBacon October 10, 2012
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Exclusionary Douche Bag Rule

This rule states that mega douche bags can be excluded from other rules like the golden rule (treat others the way you want to be treated) and other rules rearguarding common kindness because of there douche bag status.
Matt: Wow Steven is such a creepy sketchy cum bucket.
Billy: Hey! that's not nice, you cant say that! You should treat others the way you want to be treated.
Matt: No Billy its ok, since Steven is a bonafide douche bag he is excluded from that rule.
Billy: O' yeah I forgot all about the exclusionary douche bag rule, and yeah I know Steven is total cum bucket.
by The Wrench October 21, 2012
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The Sandwich Rule

Sandwiches always taste better when made by someone else.
Nico: It's only turkey and cheese, but this sandwich tastes great.

Tom Hanks: It's the Sandwich Rule, and your welcome.
by SMSchoirboy June 25, 2012
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idiot rules

A non idiot group created and controlled by MANO the mafia.
sources reports that he named it as 'idiot rules' coz he was bored like an Idiot while creating the group and he thought its a funny name which actually ain't funny at all ..(LOL)
by Blazzy August 7, 2012
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