A man that looks like old man Carl from the movie up also known as Michael 😂 he’s low key so stupid he’s a dick but he’s funny he’s always there for you in his own way
by ????$?$?$&!?&&?&!& July 05, 2022
Man it was full so used the window switch and launched the Old Bob in the gutter without anyone seeing
by Cheese blender November 27, 2021
A gladiator-style game in which people over the age of 50 are kindly forced to partake and forced to fight at the end whoever is left gets the privilege of dying in a retirement home.
by HighschoolerWithTime May 05, 2021
The impossibly tanned and bespeckled senior citizens that sunbake at the beach or pool in skimpy swimmers. Also found at nude beaches everywhere, much like luggage washed ashore from a sinking cruise ship.
"Get your ass down here, the water's gorgeous! Just ignore the old luggage and throw on some sun block."
by Paul L'astname March 09, 2013
Noun. Singular. A contemporary term that describes someone with advanced journalistic expertise but is out of touch with any classical aspect of literary amusement, namely crossword puzzle solving. It's most appropriately used in reference to an Editor-in-Chief of a graduate school newspaper but could be extended to describe any member of the editorial board thereof.
by TMP's © November 07, 2014
An Olde has a perm.
by Julia Rand ego June 20, 2021
An old mastiff is when one simply kidnaps and elderly person and inserts there penis in the elderly persons anus and uses them as a snow board.
by idiocy March 05, 2014