national wine on someone day

October the 5th girls you get a free opportunity to wine and grind on any male friend or crush even if they dating someone 👀👀

Girl 1: why you wining on my man

Girl 2: it’s national wine on someone day
Girl 1: ok then

by Chickennoogettt12321 October 3, 2020

National suck Michaels dick day

Are yall tryna suck Michaels big dick on national suck Michaels dick day because I sure am

National suck Michaels dick day is pretty fun huh

by Ligmafatnuts October 6, 2020

national snap me back day

snap a b!tch back holy christ

“it’s national snap me back day but i’m still on delivered”

by ya lol October 9, 2020

National No Snitching Day

National no snitching day
Every 12th of November nobody can snitch on you. If they do you are allowed to punch them up to 30 times on their arm.

Person 1: *Steals pen*
Person 2: *snitches*
Person 1: You are not allowed to snitch, it's national no snitching day *punches on arm 27 times*

by Bob Graffer October 10, 2020

national sheerin day

the national day of sheerin

“hey, did you know it’s national sheerin day on the 15th of October?”

by kylemcginleysgrannie October 14, 2020

national volleyball day

October 15! October 15 is national volleyball day!

volleyball girl one: what’s your favorite day
volleyball girl two: October 15!

volleyball girl one: why?
volleyball girl 2: it’s national volleyball day!

by averyybrown October 14, 2020

National Appreciate Your Girlfriend Day

October 16th, I now declare, be national appreciate your girlfriend day, this goes out to my girlfriend, she's the reason I came up with this.

"Today is October 16th, National Appreciate Your Girlfriend Day, I must go and show my girlfriend some appreciation for always being there for me!" Billy thought to himself.

by NexusWolf October 16, 2020