shock the monkey

When a vibrator short circuits in an extremely hairy vagina, thus literally shocking the monkey. This is actually the inspiration behind the song shock the monkey as Peter Gabriel is an avid fan of this move.

Matt: Yo how was you're date with that chick?
Johnny: You know we were just makin out and shit then she asked me to go into the shower and shock the monkey, my bathroom still smells like burnt hair

by Guy Le Deuche July 27, 2008

monkey on a trapoline

When a man stretches out his scrotum sack and bounces his penis off it like a monkey jumping on a trampoline. This technique was created by two brothers from Mass.

Jack loves playing with his sack, his favorite manuver is the monkey on a trapoline.

by Bro#2 July 16, 2008

monkey spank

Male siemen, male fluid

She had monkey spank all over face.

by Chrismm September 29, 2005

Ranky monkey

A small spider monkey that smells very rank because it climbed out of your ass hole.

Is there an example for this ranky monkey

by Theone Glove Sensation July 30, 2009

Tweet Monkey

Someone who tweets even more than a tweet whore. Tweet monkeys tweet every few seconds.

Bill- "Leonard, you tweet too much. Even more than a tweet whore."
Leonard- "So, what does that make me?"
Bill- "A tweet monkey"

by fatherhoey September 23, 2009

Monkey Swarm

A Group of Hungry Swarming Teens; a Hive of Activity; Teens emigrating together from a hive to start a new colony elsewhere

Keep Your Hands Away from the Table the Monkey Swarm is feeding on Pizza!

Thank you for leaving me with the Monkey Swarm

I saw the Monkey Swarm at the mall

by Mother of Teens October 5, 2009

Monkey Lunchbox

A very very hairy lady-area. Often large, and brown in colour.

"I was going to perform intercourse unto Tarry, until I discovered she has a Monkey Lunchbox!"

by VeryGay March 23, 2010