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you're so sussy i know you took my fortnite card 

I know you took my $19 fortnite card, GIVE ME MY $19 FORTNITE CARD, You better give me my $19 fortnite card, I need $19 FORTNITE CARD NOOOW!
Guy 1: you're so sussy i know you took my fortnite card
Guy 2: I didn't take it
Guy 1: That's a bit SUS
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The Fortnite Guy 

John: “Are u the fortnite guy?”
Travis Scott: “yessir, it’s lit!”
The Fortnite Guy by anonymous September 14, 2020

19 dollar Fortnite card. 

Who wants it?
"And yes, i'm giving it away. ( The 19 dollar Fortnite card. )"

A Fortnite 

A word describing a person who is either below the age of 13, or degenerate who spends their time playing a kids game called Fortnite. They usually tend to lose their girlfriends because they are to busy protecting their virginity by playing the game.
Mother: "I will buy you $40 worth in V-Bucks if you take a shower."
"A Fortnite": No deal!
A Fortnite by UrMomGoyim May 31, 2018

Doo doo poo poo Fortnite 

When your mom signs the divorce forms.
Lucas: I hate minorities
Lucas's Mom: Doo doo poo poo Fortnite

Minecraft better than fortnite 

Fuck fortnite minecraft better than fortnite

Explain in Fortnite Terms 

"dude we don't have school today!"
"explain in fortnite terms"
"the school servers shut down today"