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Farting Tim

Farting Tim is a person who likes to pee in a cup on a Sunday because ur mom is ur dads uncle
by Farting Tim July 17, 2021
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Judas Fart

When you have to shit but trust a fart to maneuver around the turd, but it betrays you and you shit yourself.
“Dude I had to shit so bad the other day and I trusted a fart to sneak by, but it was a Judas Fart and I shit myself”….
by DadKum69 July 23, 2021
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Judas Fart

A Judas Fart is when you have to shit really bad, but you trust a fart to maneuver around the turd for some relief. But instead the fart betrays you like Judas did to Jesus, and causes you to shit yourself.
“Dude I had to shit so bad and I trusted a fart to sneak by, but turns out it was a Judas Fart and I crapped myself.
by DadKum69 July 24, 2021
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Pissed as a fart

sean: hey can u put on cardi B
Cardi B: Pissed as a fart
by Pope Francis OnlyFans July 25, 2021
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fart munching

look at that fart muncher ; fart munching, so putrid D:
by kkoner February 21, 2022
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Goldfish farts

DaQuavius really enjoyed his goldfish farts last Friday
by Wet mush February 26, 2022
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Fart Jar

Its a jar with a fart in it. Why did you have to google this to know what it was?
Steve farted in jar and gave it his wife Kelly. Now Kelly has a fart jar
by Wadiecakes February 28, 2022
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