Judas Fart

When you have to shit but trust a fart to maneuver around the turd, but it betrays you and you shit yourself.

“Dude I had to shit so bad the other day and I trusted a fart to sneak by, but it was a Judas Fart and I shit myself”….

by DadKum69 July 23, 2021

Judas Fart

A Judas Fart is when you have to shit really bad, but you trust a fart to maneuver around the turd for some relief. But instead the fart betrays you like Judas did to Jesus, and causes you to shit yourself.

“Dude I had to shit so bad and I trusted a fart to sneak by, but turns out it was a Judas Fart and I crapped myself.

by DadKum69 July 24, 2021

Pissed as a fart

probably a cardi B lyric

sean: hey can u put on cardi B
Cardi B: Pissed as a fart

by Pope Francis OnlyFans July 25, 2021

fart munching

munchin farts becaues you stink

look at that fart muncher ; fart munching, so putrid D:

by kkoner February 21, 2022

Goldfish farts

The act of getting high off goldfish dust

DaQuavius really enjoyed his goldfish farts last Friday

by Wet mush February 26, 2022

Fart Jar

Its a jar with a fart in it. Why did you have to google this to know what it was?

Steve farted in jar and gave it his wife Kelly. Now Kelly has a fart jar

by Wadiecakes February 28, 2022

fart rape

When you fart so hard you cause someone's genitals to turn inside out, which counts as rape under Missouri state law.

Ow! You just fart raped me with that last fart! You're lucky we're not in St. Louis, I'd call the cops on you.

by reltihfloda March 5, 2022