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eat your carrots and broccoli

used instead of the phrase "don't ask too many stupid/irrelevant questions and just do as you are told".
a boy, eating, lol, carrots, brocolli, and other stewed vegetables for breakfast, asks his dad:

boy: dad, why do i have to go to class?

dad: because it's fun, you can socialize with people outside the family circle, George. And you gain knowledge that will later permit you to make something out of yourself. And, please, because I am in a bad mood since yesterday, having gotten a parking ticket. Please eat your carrots and broccoli. Then just pick up your things so I can take you to class.
by Sexydimma May 25, 2012
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Penguin eat maracas doomsday assualt sad

Nethamer said "Penguin eat maracas doomsday assualt sad"
by Nethamer October 4, 2020
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eat my john

"Dude you suck at Mario Kart"
"Eat my john."
by Nerf or Nothing96 January 16, 2018
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eating your dutch cheese

When you’re visiting Candace Caverns and the proprietor delivers to you a small wheel of Gouda which you then consume.
I was drinking Pinot Noir and eating your Dutch cheese.
by Farva2000 January 21, 2024
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i want to eat you

She wants to suck u up
Her: hey boy, I want to eat you
Him: ok baby, wait till we get home
Her:😏
by Ur Dic Teacher March 8, 2024
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eating out on a thursday

Matt: Me and Sandra are eating out on a Thursday tonight ;))

Carl: But it’s a Tuesday?
by thursdayscranner May 19, 2020
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National Eat Butt Day

National Eat Butt Day is on October 9. Where you basically just go up to someone and eat their butt!
A: Hey it’s October 9, do you know what that means?
B: No? What does it mean?
A: It’s National Eat Butt Day! It means you gotta let me eat your butt!
by taltyu October 6, 2025
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