creampie eating

If a creampie is a freshly-inseminated vagina, creampie eating is the act of licking and swallowing semen directly from the vagina. It's the only gentlemanly way to atone for your sins if you come too soon, leaving your partner not yet fully satisfied.

Just kidding. A cream pie is merely an innocent food or dessert choice, in which case creampie eating is merely a way to pack on a few extra pounds or kilogrammes. Even then, expect this to be fetishised: see BBW, big beautiful woman, BBW chaser and feederism for a taste of where this might be going.

by bitchuck March 14, 2024

Eating Dis Order

When several people are ordering at a restaurant and someone orders something big or good or deep fried and then some skinny bitch at the table orders like a side salad or a cup of tea or some other weird try hard skinny bitch shit basically the order itself is a dis to the person who originally ordered.

Yeah I don’t know like I hope she’s okay and healthy and everything but last time we went out together she kept going to the bathroom alone and then didn’t order anything all night I feel like she might have an eating dis order.

by BobFlossy April 22, 2023

Too Stupid To Eat.

1. A lack of Intelligence in decision making resulting in failure.
3. Lack of Survival Skills.

Movie/Television Executives do not understand (often by choice) that drastically changing source material (mostly from one medium to another) does not work. And as such; because the viewership sinks below estimated projection, and the Show fails, they are unable to provide for themselves the ability to afford basic necessities such as food. Ie: They're Too Stupid To Eat.

by ZERO COOL 75 August 4, 2023

Eat the Rainbow

Is a term that sounds hyper-sexual but really means to eat all sorts of colorful vegetables.

This chick had me over last night and really had me eat the rainbow. I never had so many vegetables.

by FNBG December 5, 2021

eat the panda

Going down on a female student at the University of Alberta.

Did you eat the panda last night?

by Albertapanda July 11, 2014

Eat a Mars Bar

Clenching and unclenching your buttcheeks as if there was a Mars Bar jammed inbetween them. This is to ensure you keep the blood flowing when standing still for a long period of time.

Instructor: To keep the blood flowing don't forget to eat a Mars Bar. Don't fully eat a Mars Bar, and don't produce a Mars Bar.

by jentlemangack December 4, 2020

The Lego movie eats taco bell

The Lego movie eats Taco Bell was a weird ass dream a user on Reddit (who goes by u/lilpikaluver) had one time. It’s basically about the characters in the Lego movie eating Taco Bell and shitting themselves.

“I regret reading dipper goes to Taco Bell!” “That reminds me, have you read the Lego movie eats Taco Bell?”

by Lilpikaluver December 16, 2024