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American douche canoe 

An American "douche canoe" is the finest of human beings. Riding above a sea of douche you humanity, an American douche canoe stays above the fray; poised, stately, noble. A true American hero
josh and tom always looked up to Adam, the ultimate American douche canoe. He was everything they wanted to be, but could never be. It was both amazing for them and very very sad.
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ICE douche 

Anyone that hates a Tesla for petty reasons, but especially a person that attempts to damage a Tesla, harass a Tesla owner, or commit vehicular homicide against the occupants of a Tesla.
Billy: “Did you see that jackass in a Silverado/F-150/Sierra/Ram try to run me off the road into a telephone pole? What an ICE douche! Let’s go send this video evidence to the police.”

Tim:“Wow, the ‘Rise Of Skywalker’ really sucked ass, let’s go get a steak”

Jenny: “Hey Tim, there are some scratches on your hood, it looks like some insecure ICE douche keyed up your car. I guess we need to send the video of that asshole doing it to the police so that he can end up paying for it and hopefully taking 12 inches in his anal crevice.”

ICE douche at a stoplight: “hey faggy Mcfag fag, nice she shed. I have to say these things to you because I have a tiny penis, and like flushing money down the toilet at gas stations, and can’t stand that other people have things that I don’t”

Tesla owner: “don’t be such an ICE douche. Instead, worry about what you have and do what it takes to make your own life the best it can be.”
ICE douche by DJ UMV December 26, 2019

Bag O' Douche Juice 

Another term for Douche Bag.
Brian's a bag o' douche juice for crapping out on us last night. The guy can't hold his own.
Bag O' Douche Juice by lucky21 February 17, 2009

National Be A Douche Day 

National Be A Douche Day is a day to be proud, if you have ever been called a douche or a douche bag. It is always held on June 20th, the last day of spring...or Summer's Eve.
Joey has been known to be always called a {douche}. Come June 20th, he can be proud, since it is {National Be A Douche Day}.

Capt. Douche bag

someone who says they're a secret agent but really isn't. A wanna be James bond who really is gay....
I was a secret agent in Miami..Dude you really are not or are just capt. douche bag

Giant douche 

hey you know that guy glenn..
the one with 2 n's?
yeah thats the one.. he's actually a giant douche
Giant douche by shit bloke September 25, 2010

yankee doodle douche bag

George Bush is a real yankee doodle douche bag