suck this dick

The taking of the mouth around the male Phalic member (used on the first person) Ised as an insult.

Person-1 "Shut up)
Person-2 "hey suck this dick"

by L File May 27, 2016

horse dick

Large penis, i.e. 8 inches or more.

Beemio's got what you call a horse dick.

by Beemio January 25, 2008

Dick Lick

A total, extreme, amazing f*cking douchebag

Orion is such a dick lick.

by super uber dinorex May 18, 2009

U.D. Dick

This sad individual has no life other than to login to UrbanDictionary.com several times a day and pick UD authors to give "thumbs down" to.

The target author receives all the faux-negative feedback due to one of his definitions hitting "a little too close to home" with the U.D. Dick.

The U.D. Dick will even go as far to reset his DSL Modem so he can have a fresh IP address to express his denial when in fact no matter how many times he disapproves it will not change the facts.

Boy, that definition really got Gabe's panties twisted. Guess he has no choice but to be cowardly U.D. Dick.

by MustangGT October 11, 2011

Dad Dick

Utter and complete domination, physically or mentally.

LeBron James just Dad Dicked the fuck out Stephon Curry.

See, Game 6, 4th qtr with 4:32 remaining of the 2016 NBA finals .

by AdonisM3 June 8, 2018

dick cheese

bacterial growth under an uncircumsised penis which isn't cleaned regularly, it looks like little pieces of cottage cheese under the foreskin, and it stinks.

also known as smegma

wtf is that white sht on your mushroom?...ummm dick cheese

by bigfatfrickinfarmer August 15, 2006

dick in a box

Popularized in the 2006 SNL short starring Justin Timberlake, this notorious yet considerate gift arrangement is perfect for any occasion, i.e. Christmas, Hannakah, or Kwanzaa. Follow these steps for the perfect gift.
Step 1. Cut a hole in a box.
Step 2. Put your junk the box.
Step 3. Let her open the box.

John: Yo I gave my wife the best gift last night.
Bob: What was it? a diamond ring? a fancy car? a house in the hills?
John: Those dont express how I feel. I gave her my dick in a box.

by B Lane December 10, 2008