mustard cream

When you hit that millionth nut and get that holy nut(A.K.A gold nut).

Bro, I Mustard Creamed all over your sister.

by Porn_Nut December 26, 2020

Boston cream pie

When Gronk is fucking Tom Brady’s ass but of course he’s wearing a condom because it’s safer that way. But then he’s super excited and he is about to come! He takes the condom off and spikes it super hard on the ground then comes inside Tom’s ass. Tom complains because it’s not part of his diet and the TB12 way. But those are the breaks with a Boston cream pie!

Gronk celebrated the super bowl victory by dropping a Boston cream pie inside the best QB of all time (GOAT).

by Tomgronk October 2, 2021

Cream Show

A particularly profitable venture. Commonly used by those that work in the wilds of Canada, such as loggers, tree-planters, drillers, land surveyors and geophysicists.

That contract was an absolute cream show, everybody made money and got home before Christmas.

by extylerma March 10, 2023

Chocolate Cream Pie

When you throw chocolate chips at a girl’s vagina.

“My girlfriend got quite upset when I made a chocolate cream pie”

by Dahlia A.N. March 9, 2019

Italian Cream Salsa

The act of a girl on her period Cumming.

Girl 1: why do you look so rough?

Girl 2: it was an Italian Cream Salsa

by pancreas_Stabber_69 March 29, 2020

Cream

Cream is an awesome joyous girl who is funny and always lights up a room with her smile. She has cute pouty lips and a wavy hair, She makes you laugh when you swear you're about to cry. She trusts until she can't anymore, but only because you gave her a reason. She only trust when you made her feel safe with you, She is loyal and sensitive and stands up for what she believes in. She dont believe in fairy tales and happily ever after. Don't mess with her or her friends, she'll make you regret it. She has been through so much, family problems and anything but she remains strong. She won't let anything stop her from chasing her dream. She is consistently there for everyone and will never let you down. She a loyal lover, she loves only one guy that made her feel special. She critisize behind but had a good heart and doesnt want anyone feel bad unless you deserve it. Above all she's the prettiest girl you'll ever meet, Once you meet her you have to hold on as tight as you can to her friendship and never let it go.

"Do you know Cream?"
"Whip Cream?"
"Know Cream from the other class"
"Ah yeah she really is an awesome girl as sweet as cream"

by Tania Hinsen June 7, 2021

Cream Eyes

Eyes that make you catch feelings or fall in love

Person 1 - "how's that girl that you saw"
Person 2 - "she has cream eyes, I think I've caught feelings for her"

by a1.kyle March 9, 2019