by Papiwhitetrash March 23, 2025
Get the Carolina cream piemug. Person 1: Ayyy man, did you hear about that couple that had anal sex in the Home Depot bathroom?
Person 2: Nah man, ain't heard nothin' bout it...
Person 1: Apparently, the girl ate a lot of beans the night before. She had terrible gas. She farted so hard, it vaporized the dudes load!
Person 2: Wow! So she gave him a steamed creamer?
Person 1: Close, it was a Creamed Steamer. A steamed creamer would be if she shat cum in a cup of coffee! Hahaha.
Person 2: Nah man, ain't heard nothin' bout it...
Person 1: Apparently, the girl ate a lot of beans the night before. She had terrible gas. She farted so hard, it vaporized the dudes load!
Person 2: Wow! So she gave him a steamed creamer?
Person 1: Close, it was a Creamed Steamer. A steamed creamer would be if she shat cum in a cup of coffee! Hahaha.
by BobShart July 1, 2023
Get the Creamed Steamermug. 
Get the Ice-Creammug. by Cargon February 20, 2020
Get the Cream Devmug. A derogatory word used when a normal creampie is just not good enough! You cream in their pie and create a masterpiece of juices that flow - Just like Putin's moves when he used to wrestle other men just to cop a feel!
Let's go back to the good ole' 80's when they use to give you a cream pie in prison, or you could cream pie your wife when she was being a bad girl!
by 💦ON YOUR FACE September 12, 2022
Get the Cream piemug. A wonderful soup for all to enjoy, made out of Camis cream. Cream of Cami has a wonderful consistency, and a sweet salty flavor. It is especially good at coating your throat when you feel you may be getting sick.
To make cream of Cami, simply take a bowl of Camis cream and cook it In soup pan on medium-high heat. Add one cup of blue cap 2% Umpqua milk for every 5 cups of Camis cream. Cook for 5-6 minutes, and stir in regular intervals. Allow it to settle for 2 minutes, serve, and enjoy Camis cream!
(Note: You will need a Cami in order to make cream of Cami. Craigslist is a good place to search for the ingredients)
To make cream of Cami, simply take a bowl of Camis cream and cook it In soup pan on medium-high heat. Add one cup of blue cap 2% Umpqua milk for every 5 cups of Camis cream. Cook for 5-6 minutes, and stir in regular intervals. Allow it to settle for 2 minutes, serve, and enjoy Camis cream!
(Note: You will need a Cami in order to make cream of Cami. Craigslist is a good place to search for the ingredients)
"I'm not feeling very well. My throats scratchy, and I think I may be getting sick"
"Don't worry honey, I'll make you some cream of Cami to sooth your throat"
"Don't worry honey, I'll make you some cream of Cami to sooth your throat"
by Seanathin Matlockathin December 30, 2024
Get the Cream of Camimug. last night she told me to do a wrinkly ice cream so i did it…kinky ass girl fr
i literally asked her ruda bro?
i literally asked her ruda bro?
by thomas eddy June 6, 2025
Get the Wrinkly ice creammug.